Funny Stuff Idiots Tell You About Cars...
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"My 2.3 Granada will keep up with your TDR 250 to 60"
"MY CX500 turbo is faster than your RGV 250" - no mate, not at any point and at the first corner ill be away while your **** heap relic is tying itself into a pretzel.
I once had a so called professional driver tell me he could manage without his punctured intercooler radiator on his NQR because it was winter and he would only have the heating on.
"MY CX500 turbo is faster than your RGV 250" - no mate, not at any point and at the first corner ill be away while your **** heap relic is tying itself into a pretzel.
I once had a so called professional driver tell me he could manage without his punctured intercooler radiator on his NQR because it was winter and he would only have the heating on.
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Kitchster_uk said:
LOL
That cracked me up!
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Trojan said:"Your car is quicker with the rear seats folded down"
ROFL
Is that with or without the top off ?
Brilliant!
Once up a time i was working on my car, the asian lad next door was working on his old mini [ or trying ],
anyway he comes up to me and starts talking etc,
then asks, hey if a put a bigger battery on my mini will it make it go faster,
i was chuckling while burrying my head under the bonnet.
anyway he comes up to me and starts talking etc,
then asks, hey if a put a bigger battery on my mini will it make it go faster,
i was chuckling while burrying my head under the bonnet.
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Hate said:
I know it does and that is why I said "I doubt" his prelude did rev that high. What are the chances of an 18 year old college student having a prelude with an engine built to the same spec as one of spoons demo cars?
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what's the difference between a cow, and a CX500?atpbx said:
unfortunately i can't complete that joke
Whilst having a nose around a mint 306 S16 after saying I'd love one but couln't afford the insurance-
Salesman- "No, they aren't too bad. They're only a 1.6"
Me- "No, they're 2.0 mate"
S- "Nope, 1.6 thats why they call it an S16"
M- "Errr... I'm pretty sure thats because its 16 valve"
S- "Barry..... BARRY, what size is the engine on this 306?"
Barry- "2 litre"
S- "well ****** me"
Also after test driving my 306
"Pretty quick isn't it? Doesn't feel like a 1.4 does it?"
"errr... no and yes it does"
"good"
"
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Final one from a mate of mine
"I might buy my brothers car when I pass my test"
... his brother drives a Supra
Salesman- "No, they aren't too bad. They're only a 1.6"
Me- "No, they're 2.0 mate"
S- "Nope, 1.6 thats why they call it an S16"
M- "Errr... I'm pretty sure thats because its 16 valve"
S- "Barry..... BARRY, what size is the engine on this 306?"
Barry- "2 litre"
S- "well ****** me"
Also after test driving my 306
"Pretty quick isn't it? Doesn't feel like a 1.4 does it?"
"errr... no and yes it does"
"good"
"
"Final one from a mate of mine
"I might buy my brothers car when I pass my test"
... his brother drives a Supra
FrannoBaz said:
haha
Reminds me of the time I met up with a few old friends, one of them was (is) a total idiot. Typical 'OMGLUKATMEGIRLZIMWELCOOL" kinda guy.
Him - "What's that?"
Me - "It's a Rover 220"
Him - "Cool. My mate had a Coupe. Is it fast?"
Me - "It's not bad. 136hp and 0-60 in around 8 seconds"
Him - "My Saxo VTR is quicker than that!"
Me - "Is it?"
Him - "Yeah. 7.3 seconds"
And another time I saw him (the night before the RR actually) he was going on about he kept up with an Evo V in his Fiesta RS Turbo. Apparently he was neck and neck. I couldn't be bothered arguing with him.
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