Getting/Got caught on porn

Never caught beating one out but...

While in our Uni house I started seeing an old flame of mine from back home, because of the distance we needed to entertain each other in diffrent ways so one night we decided to have a little webcam fun when "It's getting hot in here" from Nelly came on the radio, so I decided to attempt a proper (or rather a drunken) raunchy strip tease for the girl.

I'd managed to get totally naked and started to play with my self just as all my house mates walked into my room....sadly because my computer faced the window they all clocked me well before I'd clocked them.

This was most likely made worse by the fact one of my house mates who caught me was also a recent Ex who I split up with for the girl from home :(
 
So do people get under the covers to do this sort of stuff, or is it the sort of sex that's coverless and therefore full exposed real-life porn for the observer?
 
NathanE said:
Useful key combinations to know:

Windows Key + D to minimise all programs to the taskbar and show the desktop
Windows Key + L to lock the computer and show the Windows logon screen

(not that I've had to use these for the scenario of this thread :p)
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What the difference between windows key + M and windows key + D ?
 
Dad came in when I was 16 and looking at a porn site, I tried blocking the door but he still came in. When he left he said he didn't care what I did on my pc and not to worry lol.
DiscoKandy said:
What the difference between windows key + M and windows key + D ?
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win+ d = show desktop
win + m = minimize all windows, only does it for my primary monitor though oddly it doesn't minimize it for the 2nd.
 
Never been caught with porn.

But me and the girlfriend were at it once, under the quilt luckily, and her Nan decides to walk in. Fortunately, she didn't realise what we were doing, but she then stood there and talked to us for about half an hour about how Victoria Beckham is too thin and how she has sore feet. Both being butt naked under the quilt neither of us could get up.

Was extremely awkward :(
 
Justin said:
Never been caught with porn.

But me and the girlfriend were at it once, under the quilt luckily, and her Nan decides to walk in. Fortunately, she didn't realise what we were doing, but she then stood there and talked to us for about half an hour about how Victoria Beckham is too thin and how she has sore feet. Both being butt naked under the quilt neither of us could get up.

Was extremely awkward :(
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LOL

Should've asked her if she wanted to join you...
 
only had one real instance...

was downstairs on the sofa aged prolly 14/15, cracking one one and heard a bump at the bottom of the stairs, so i stopped pulled up the cloth quickly and waited and listened.... after 5 mins nothing ... so carried on then all of a sudden BLAM, the door flew open as my step sister kicked it, (the bump was her dropping all her makeup and it obviously took her the time to pick it up)... i absolutely **** myself rolled over to face the rear of the setee whilst she just casually came in and sat down... after 5mins of feeling my heart in my throat i got up and went straight up stairs.

i swear to God even though she never talks about it she MUST have seen EVERYTHING given the time it took me to have a shock and then get my trousers etc up....
 
Got caught by the gf’s lad… We thought he’d gone out for the day, I even saw him leave on his bike, so make use of the time we had, started to get a bit passionate. Started in the kitchen working our way up the stairs, slowly (alright quickly) ripping our clothes off, pulling each other up the stairs, ended up in the bedroom, doors open, clothes all over (well none in the bedroom we were well naked by then)…..

Didn’t even hear her lad come back in again, when I then heard ‘mum’..!! Well, uncompromising position, her legs in the air and me with a face as red as beetroot, I dived for the door and hide behind it.. Yep I never thought to close the door, poor lass was left to her own, naked with her lad stood in the door – no idea what he must’ve been thinking….

And yeah like that did me any good hiding behind the door… all my clothes were strewn across the kitchen and up the stairs, and my gf hid under the bed covers….. I’m sure that boy is now scarred for life, seeing his mum with her legs in the air and me halfway though the deed…

To say, we now make sure we close the bedroom door, and never leave clothes lying around…..

His mum really didn’t know what to say, and nothing was ever said –in front of me and to this day it never has been………. He was only 13 at the time… eek..


Never been caught doing a hand shandy though... thankfully...!! lol
 
Never been caught at that but I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend once. I was 14 and her room was accross the hall from mine. She had just got the Sims (I think) and I came in to ask her to borrow it, she said fine but to bring it back when it was installed (I was gonna nocd it). So I installed it and walked over to my sisters door which was not shut and knocked on it. I heard her say 'yes' so I walked in to see my sister and her boyfriend mid thrust, turns out she had been saying yes to him in the throws of passion.

I was in the bath when we lived at my dads and his computer was in the room next to the bathroom. So I'm laying there reading a book and then suddenly hear 'Thank you for joining americas number 1 premium site with all the of the hardcore content you'll ever need.' I don't think he realised I was in the bath or he would not have left it on so loud.

Last week I was at my girlfriends making tea with her when her mum walked in and picked something up and left. Figuring she wouldn't come back for a while I started playing with my girlfriends nipples through the pyjama top. After 30 seconds I looked up to see her mum standing on the other side of the glass door. I frantically tried to pretend I was playing with her arms...I don't think it worked.
 
ConTRo13R said:
I cant google that without near half my demonstation class at uni seeing!

Elaborate in forum friendly terms?

Me never caught in the act, i got caught back in the days on dail up when the phone bill came through lol needless to say i had to pay it back!
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I believe it invoves defacting on the ladys chest then rubbing someting inbetween two other bouncy somethings
 
Bennie-Mac said:
I believe it invoves defacting on the ladys chest then rubbing someting inbetween two other bouncy somethings
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But.... im confused :confused: Why me?

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Ukadder said:
Never caught beating one out but...

While in our Uni house I started seeing an old flame of mine from back home, because of the distance we needed to entertain each other in diffrent ways so one night we decided to have a little webcam fun when "It's getting hot in here" from Nelly came on the radio, so I decided to attempt a proper (or rather a drunken) raunchy strip tease for the girl.

I'd managed to get totally naked and started to play with my self just as all my house mates walked into my room....sadly because my computer faced the window they all clocked me well before I'd clocked them.

This was most likely made worse by the fact one of my house mates who caught me was also a recent Ex who I split up with for the girl from home :(
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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