I really don't think Chelsea or Mikel would make this up. Nor do I think Battenburg would be as naive to call someone a Spanish **** or refer to Mikel as a Monkey with obvious racist intentions.
Maybe he did say something that was misheard ???
If not then the it shows the world of football has gone bonkers it really has
Pretty much what I think, but I would say that the less likely of those 2 scenarios is Clattenburg making it up tbh. Surely a ref would not be stupid enough to say anything like that with all that has gone on recently!
I would find both hard to imagine though really.