How to protect your home and your self from hostiles. Offiicial thread!!!

Uther · 14 May 2012 at 07:12

Mikeyboy said:
Nah, He's just a guy with an overreactive imagination, who lives in a grotty flat in Lewisham.

With his mum.

Robbo · 14 May 2012 at 07:31

Mikeyboy said:
Nah, He's just a guy with an overreactive imagination, who lives in a grotty flat in Lewisham.

Yeah, here:

Arek, can you show us on the picture where the sentry guns are placed?

antijoke · 14 May 2012 at 07:57

Robbo said:
10 year olds ahoy.

Kony is that you?

Robbo · 14 May 2012 at 07:57

anticonscience said:
Kony is that you?

Foiled!

memyselfandi · 14 May 2012 at 08:36

arekgreenman888 said:
In USA.

- steel reinforced door with dead bolts locking from inside. The kind of steel door that a police ram wont open in 1 hour and or even direct RPG hit.

- bullet proof windows with inside steel shutters that will withstand AK 47 fire.

Sounds great until the Fire Brigade need to gain entry to rescue your family who are trapped inside ...

Cosimo · 14 May 2012 at 08:40

The best way to protect your home is by telling the internet about how you do it.

Zero Pope · 14 May 2012 at 08:44

simulatorman said:
The best way to protect your home is by putting the OP by the door so he can scare people off with his insane ramblings

EFT

Col_M · 14 May 2012 at 08:45

I'm glad I saw this thread, I had been looking at unofficial how to protect your home threads up until now. How silly I feel!

PCplodder · 14 May 2012 at 08:51

arekgreenman888 said:
No as its self defense and protection of your property, which you are lawfully entitled to.

I dont know if you live in the UK or the US but in this country (UK) if you shoot or stab a burgler/intruder and he dies then with our court system there is a good chance and there are many coses where you may get done for manslaughter.

Spuj · 14 May 2012 at 08:57

So you have imaginary guns, imaginary defences for an imaginary house you don't own in a country you don't live in.

I wish I had an imagination like yours

PCplodder · 14 May 2012 at 11:10

Spuj1988 said:
So you have imaginary guns, imaginary defences for an imaginary house you don't own in a country you don't live in.

I wish I had an imagination like yours

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The Dread Pirate · 14 May 2012 at 11:26

Immovable Impenitreble Bunker™ for the win!

Totality · 14 May 2012 at 11:36

Isn't the OP the tool that posted a whole back saying he was hoping to get a job in the USA? So he doesn't actually own a gun let alone live there?!

Even if you did why would you choose an AK for home defence?! I own an AK and it sits in a separate room locked in a cabinet. Loads of people in NZ own rifles as hunting is big here, yet I don't know any that feel the need to use them for home defence! I sleep happily enough at night with the rifles and ammo locked away in separate cabinets in a different room. If someone breaks in then I'd rather deal with it normally than have a high powered rifle shooting through walls and out into the street.

PCplodder · 14 May 2012 at 11:38

Go old school and use a Bow and Arrow instead.

Or a lethal catapult.

Redz · 14 May 2012 at 11:55

PCplodder said:
Go old school and use a Bow and Arrow instead.

He might shoot himself in the knee.

paullewis323 · 14 May 2012 at 11:57

Like to see anyone getting past my two rotties

Castiel · 14 May 2012 at 11:58

Redz said:
He might shoot himself in the knee.

I doubt he would get that far...he would probably poke himself in the eye with the bow before stabbing himself with arrow......

Redz · 14 May 2012 at 11:59

Castiel said:
I doubt he would get that far...he would probably poke himself in the eye with the bow before stabbing himself with arrow......

I can tell you've not played Skyrim.

Spuj · 14 May 2012 at 12:09

PCplodder said:
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FARGO · 14 May 2012 at 12:10

Pics please, OP