Human v Chimp fight

Screeeech said:
Nothing on earth other than humans with guns would threaten a fully grown Grizzly bear.

It would use the bones from the biggest silverback gorilla you could fine, as a tooth pick.

Some of the larger grizzly bears weigh over 600KG vs the larger silverbacks which weight closer to 200KG, it's a silly comparison.
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A grizzly can break the back of a full grown moose with single downward swipe and has been seen in Alaska.
I'd have thought the grizzly would win but wellw never know
 
Screeeech said:
Nothing on earth other than humans with guns would threaten a fully grown Grizzly bear.

It would use the bones from the biggest silverback gorilla you could fine, as a tooth pick.

Some of the larger grizzly bears weigh over 600KG vs the larger silverbacks which weight closer to 200KG, it's a silly comparison.
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Polar bears are bigger! Largest on record is over 1000kg!
 
Humans are pathetic at fighting. I mean, how long does an MMA bout take, or any other kind of fight - just to draw a bit of blood, add a few bruises?

Without weapons we're pathetic. I don't even know what a human could do to beat a chimp. The chimp would be tearing the flesh off your bones before you knew what's happening.
 
Scam said:
Animals like that must have a huge pain threshold, so unless you've done enough to knock them, break a bone* etc. out they're just going to keep coming and coming. They don't have the intelligence to think "oh dear my arm feels broken I best give up now"
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There was a nature documentary series on not long ago and the first episode was about Chimpanzees. Three of the younger males ganged up on the alpha and tore huge chunks of flesh and fingers off of him. It was brutal. After a bit of moping around he went straight back and regained alpha status of the group!
 
Bug One said:
Humans are pathetic at fighting. I mean, how long does an MMA bout take, or any other kind of fight - just to draw a bit of blood, add a few bruises?

Without weapons we're pathetic. I don't even know what a human could do to beat a chimp. The chimp would be tearing the flesh off your bones before you knew what's happening.
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Well, MMA fighters aren't trying to kill each other. If you made it to the death I suspect you'd see a lot more blood and FAR worse injuries.
 
You guys are funny.
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This thread is similar to 90% of all conversations ever had between schoolboy stoners.

I can't tell who is answering seriously and who is just humouring other members...
 
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