Human v Chimp fight

[Baron C]

Yup animals are uber.

Favourite quote is from Joe Rogan about Felines,
' they kill you with their face!'

'Double the size of your house cat and it will kill you!'

 

[inogen]

'Double the size of your house cat and it will kill you!'

nah. They're pussy cats. Though i wouldn't fancy a fight with a wild lynx.

 

[dowie]

'Double the size of your house cat and it will kill you!'

I dunno, some people keep things like Servals domestically:

Or if in Russia, why not just get a cougar even if you only live in an apartment:

 

[pennywise19]

if any of those cats turned owners would be *******

 

[robfosters]

I dunno, some people keep things like Servals domestically:

I’ve watched this twice and I’m yet to see a cat!

 

[Dirk Diggler]

I’ve watched this twice and I’m yet to see a cat!

Cute puppies.

 

[Malevolence]

I know that a fully grown grizzly bear on it's home turf would tear the largest great white shark a new ******** without a care in the world. But the shark would wreck the grizzly on it's patch.

 

[diamount]

I know that a fully grown grizzly bear on it's home turf would tear the largest great white shark a new ******** without a care in the world. But the shark would wreck the grizzly on it's patch.

Because it would be as harmless as a goldfish out of water?

 

[Orionaut]

I dunno, some people keep things like Servals domestically:

Or if in Russia, why not just get a cougar even if you only live in an apartment:

Shane-The Lion king of Woking

https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/local-news/shane---lion-king-woking-4832364

 

[dowie]

This thread is similar to 90% of all conversations ever had between schoolboy stoners.

I can't tell who is answering seriously and who is just humouring other members...

 

[robcat101]

There’s some crazy speculation and hyperbole in this thread. I don’t think chimps are as strong as some armchair experts make out.

There was a documentary that was often repeated on ITV a few years back where some chimps tried to get a piano up some stairs. They failed miserably and ended up having a cup of tea instead.

Bruce Lee 1 - Chimps 0

 

[Minusorange]

A gang of rabbits would **** you up if they decided to be aggressive

 

[uk_unbeliever]

This is the best thread for a while!

If it was in an MMA style arena surely the chimp would be up on the cage jumping all over the place, it would take a lot of luck for a human to tackle it succesfully i'dve thought. A wide open space would work better for a human.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

What about a chimp with a dulled blade versus an MMA fighter with a quarterstaff?

 

[PaulStat]

How about a chimp with a muzzle on

 

[Diddums]

500 yard range, 2x trebuchets and some medicine balls. #winning

 

[Chojin]

Chimpanzees simply have too many tools at their disposal. To make it a fair fight they would need to be defanged and wearing boxing gloves.

 

[bjorkiii]

Swan versus goose ? A tasty encounter.

 

[Diddums]

Chimpanzees simply have too many tools at their disposal. To make it a fair fight they would need to be defanged and wearing boxing gloves.

A shotgun would even things out tho. Screw them monkeys.

 

[Malevolence]

Chimp on PCP v Homeless bloke on monkey dust?