Piggymon said:You didn't hear about me crashing my car yesterday then ?
I'd be bloody lethal in a HGV
Thanks for the suggestion tho
Intra-Agnostic said:Unless i forget to pick you up tomorrow
Sputnik II said:I dare you to forget on purpose ! LOL.
Piggymon said:Don't you bloody encourage him !!
*SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!*
Piggymon said:I'd consider doing anything .. I wouldn't mind a career change .. Not right now as I won't be in the job for that long due to me Emmigrating
Garp said::blink:
How do you get from her hating her Support job, because of the stupid hoops she has to jump through to satisfy the management, to her needing to change careers? Seems a bit of a drastic change to me just because of one poor working environment.
Piggymon said:I'm going to be Emmigrating to Essex so I only need something to tide me along until then really
Cem , I will let you know about that when the time comes .. Will drop you a PM on t'other forums
Economic times were very good, and so the plant owner had a difficult time finding people to work in his new factory. In an act of desperation, he hired a tribe of cannibals. At their orientation he made it very clear that he would not tolerate any acts of cannibalism in the plant.
Three months went by without incident, when all of a sudden a secretary disappeared without a trace.
The manager rounded up all of the cannibals.
"If I find out that one of you ate the secretary, I'm going to fire all of you!" he said, and stormed out of the room.
After he left the room, one of the cannibals stood up and said, "This is a disgrace! For months we've been eating managers and no one has even noticed! Which one of you fools ate a secretary?!"
Gadget said:Good move, all the best people live there
Freak_boy said:well atleast the IQ of Essex should increase slightly
Methinks someones about to collect a Piggyslap!Garp said:Nahh.. this is piggymon we're talking about here.