If Richard Branson offered you 2 million pounds...

Castiel · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:26

No, however I would tape the conversation and offer from Mr Branson and sell it to the highest bidder.

Should make me a few bob without the need to get all anal about it.

peterattheboro · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:28

Castiel said:
No, however I would tape the conversation and offer from Mr Branson and sell it to the highest bidder.

Should make me a few bob without the need to get all anal about it.

Do both?

A Branson/???? sextape would make a fortune.

Cosimo · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:30

Castiel said:
No, however I would tape the conversation and offer from Mr Branson and sell it to the highest bidder.

Should make me a few bob without the need to get all anal about it.

You could sell your story to the NOTW, wait.....

MuttsNutts · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:30

DJammyRasta said:
"There's always time for Lubricant!!"

LOL Evolution what a film
http://youtu.be/vq1FNIGap-0

GarethSouthgate · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:31

Midget^ said:
I'm already lubbed up.

Genuine LOL here.

MobyDick · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:36

how much for an attempt? If I say yes but clench up and he doesn't get pass the balloon knot?

Brumboy · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:45

Yeah lol, £2M is a lot of money, would set me up nicely for creating my own business

krooton · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:46

[FnG]magnolia;19580403 said:
Two million quid is quite a lot of money by most people's standards.

The average man earns an average of 780k after tax for his entire working life in the UK.

£2 million up front is a large amount of money.

Consider my sphincter a virgin no longer!

Six6siX · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:46

MobyDick said:
how much for an attempt? If I say yes but clench up and he doesn't get pass the balloon knot?

LOL

Shikkaka · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:47

Depends how big his todger is compared to my largest ever poo. Any bigger than that and he'd split me in two.

Also depends on his stamina, he might be a 1 hour man....

I've thought about this FAR too much for my liking now. Goodbye.

cm1179 · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:49

too many bidders in the room, someone is going to have to make the first drop in price

J-FRO · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:50

No, just no. I might be £2m up if I say yes, but that can be spent in an instant. The pain, suffering and humiliation would last a lifetime.

So no.

philstanbridge · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:52

This is a disgusting thread. Honestly, sounds like some of you have actually sat down and started to ponder. What if he wants to try out a kinky position or something?

Edit: and no, I wouldn't!

Robbo · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:54

philstanbridge said:
This is a disgusting thread. Honestly, sounds like some of you have actually sat down and started to ponder. What if he wants to try out a kinky position or something?

Edit: and no, I wouldn't!

Sounds like you're the one pondering.

"Well Richard, as long as we stick to these positions, then..."

~>Dg<~ · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:55

ThomasTheTankEngine · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:57

I can already feel his little beard scratching my cheek.....

philstanbridge · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:58

Robbo said:
Sounds like you're the one pondering.

"Well Richard, as long as we stick to these positions, then..."

haha!! Erm. No. Well, maybe for a few seconds

Tefal · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:58

wannabedamned said:
I was just wondering, because I'm actually Richard Branson.

who else thoguht this was a set up for that old joke

George Bernard Shaw once found himself at a dinner party, seated beside an attractive woman. "Madam," he asked, "would you go to bed with me for a thousand pounds?" The woman blushed and rather indignantly shook her head.

"For ten thousand pounds?" he asked. "No. I would not." "Then how about fifty thousand pounds?" he contined.
The colossal sum gave the woman pause, and after further reflection, she coyly replied: "Perhaps." "And if I were to offer you five pounds?" Shaw asked.

"Mr. Shaw!" the woman exclaimed. "What do you take me for!" "We have already established what you are," Shaw calmly replied. "Now we are merely haggling over the price."

Marky · 14 Jul 2011 at 11:59

[FnG]magnolia;19580403 said:
Two million quid is quite a lot of money by most people's standards.

Yeah 2 million is a huge amount of money - but its hardly going to set you up for life. For example, you wouldn't be able to quit work on 2 million I wouldn't imagine...

Plus when you got the 2 million you would have to explain to loved ones how you got it...

"How the hell did you afford this?!"

"Oh no biggie, I just let Branson stick it to me for a bit and he gave me 2 million"

"He what now?!"

Not worth the pain and humilation

Kazz · 14 Jul 2011 at 12:01

2.4 million years of evolution leads us to this...