I'm going to build a space station

As all positions have been filled and im desperate to get off this rock, Can I be the "Only gay" on the spaceship?

To boldly go where no man has been, etc etc etc
 
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Sorry fella, I have now designed and added appropriate warnings around the ship!

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I'd like to be the head of the hygiene patrol. I need to clean every bit of space dust in this prestige space station.
 
Can I be the resident scouse bum? "Giz a job like"

Job title: Collector of alien artifacts (...and random other items)

:D
 
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As Personel Manager Systems Sector, I think it is my responsibility to make everyone aware that there will be mandatory manual handling, ladder use, first aid, fire training and proper VDU posture type training courses for everyone.

Safety first everyone!

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Mat said:
As Personel Manager Systems Sector, I think it is my responsibility to make everyone aware that there will be mandatory manual handling, ladder use, first aid, fire training and proper VDU posture type training courses for everyone.

Safety first everyone!

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Can't Health and Saftey now busy moving leftover "Immovable, Impenitrable Panels™" for hull plating
 
I would very much enjoy being a member of your crew. I think the best post for me would be either the strange looking lonely guy who walks around but doesnt talk. There is one in my village and I have always wanted to know what it would be like to be him.

The alternative position would be Head of Chav Control. I take a very dim view of this "class" of person and would be willing to remove them for a stake in any profit made.

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