Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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The question is... why the **** would you be so lame that you felt the need to create a fake profile on a dating site and try and "seduce" fellow men? Are there not better and slightly more mature things to do with your time? I seriously wonder about some people.
 
The question is... why the **** would you be so lame that you felt the need to create a fake profile on a dating site and try and "seduce" fellow men? Are there not better and slightly more mature things to do with your time? I seriously wonder about some people.

I know. In the end I told them I was a pretty girl pretending to be a guy to see how it was.

They were clearly quite young because they tried to speak to me normally after that and get me to send pics.
 
I know. In the end I told them I was a pretty girl pretending to be a guy to see how it was.

They were clearly quite young because they tried to speak to me normally after that and get me to send pics.

You should have sent them a pic of your hairy (hairless?) donger covered in blood-like ketchup with a message saying "This is what you made me do, I hope you're happy now"... that would have taught them to mess with angry dating site members.
 
You should have sent them a pic of your hairy (hairless?) donger covered in blood-like ketchup with a message saying "This is what you made me do, I hope you're happy now"... that would have taught them to mess with angry dating site members.

Haha! I just reported them as fakes in the end, I can imagine a fair few people falling for it.
 
No, for being completely and utterly sad enough to create fake profiles looking for innocent and unassuming people to make a fool out of. Shows you have a crappy character. Fact. :)
 
What goes around, comes around, those idiots making fake profile's trying to get their kicks out of it, will probably be the single 30 somethings on there cant get a girlfriend so they become desperate and end up falling for there own tricks!.

Don't mess with Karma! it will get you back in the end.
 
What goes around, comes around, those idiots making fake profile's trying to get their kicks out of it, will probably be the single 30 somethings on there cant get a girlfriend so they become desperate and end up falling for there own tricks!.

Don't mess with Karma! it will get you back in the end.

Oh well, if the worst comes to the worst I can always order a Thai bride :D
 
A girl like that? As far as i'm concerned, any girl who lists this as her main profile meat and veg:
when i think of something interesting to put i will lol
mean time come say hi i won't bite
... i'd find annoying regardless of looks. I mean for goodness sake her ideal first date is: "depends on weather".

Guaranteed she would pee you off royally after the month it took you to get over her looks.

EDIT - Don't get me wrong, I still would. Like a man possessed.
 
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So are the dating sites you pay to join, not as good as the likes of POF?

I'd imagine you'd get less ppl hu tlk lyk dis and fewer fakes/more genuine people? :confused:

Or are the payment ones full of real odd balls :confused:
 
So are the dating sites you pay to join, not as good as the likes of POF?

I'd imagine you'd get less ppl hu tlk lyk dis and fewer fakes/more genuine people? :confused:

Or are the payment ones full of real odd balls :confused:

It's not that, the pay sites generally have less people who talk as you say, but what the free sites have over the pay sites is the sheer number of people using them. You usually find more interesting birds on the free sites too.


I've sent off god knows how many messages, actually putting effort into them, seen as most people complain they only get mail saying "Hey" or something, and that they'll respond to all emails blah blah. I've just realised something though about using these websites and experiencing the above, it's actually made me less bothered about rejection, which is starting to help me in real life, happy days lol.
 
I have no idea why but the pay ones are absolute crap.
You'd have thought people were more serious about finding someone on there / more trust in that the profile is real but alas it's actually worse on there.
I have had many many more mails on POF that lead somewhere other than up the garden path.

In other news, leggy blonde has a home phone number and a lovely female voice.
Things are looking up!
 
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