Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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Anyone got a good one liner that will guarantee some action? :p


My friend was asking about this and I didn't have a clue.

I said that most women on these sites are too picky and fussy with delusions of grandeur lol

I said that some mingers wouldn't reply to him and this would really damage his self esteem. Help him out.... Please.
 
Met a much nicer down to earth skinny woman with no kids, who doesn't smoke or drink tonight. :D Doesn't seem in anyway "odd" either AND she asked ME if I wanted to meet again.. Perfect. :)

****ing typical really, should have known better.
So she asked me on the night if I wanted to meet again, I said yes.
Text her last night after I got home "had a great night yada yada, would love to meet up again"

No reply, NOTHING. :mad:
 
Well I spent a good 30 minutes filling out e-harmony stuff, and then it tells me it can find no suitable matches IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Seriously. I nearly topped myself.


Hi guys,

For those who are having problems writing there profile, I have a great e-book available if you want to email me. It covers online dating in detail.
What's the title?
 
The spelling and grammer on some peoples profiles are shocking! They are never greatful though when I message them a fixed version :)

Seriously? What do you say....?

Dear Martin,

I just wanted to let you know that you should spell grammar with an 'a' and not an 'e'. Oh and it's grateful not greatful. Hope this helps. ;)

That kind of thing?
 
Funny how I get so many messages on POF when I really don't think I want anyone at the mo. Perhaps that's why they all message me, it's cos I have reflected my vulnerable side. Girls seem to love that.
 
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