Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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I showed my profile to a friend last night and her exact words where

"Oh Alex" And not the good kind of "oh"

Now my profile isnt bad but apparently the photos where ****....I do not take a good photo, I know this, But they where far from ****. Oh well, She took a photo of me then and there and insisted I put that one up, see how it goes.
 
DiCe! said:
I showed my profile to a friend last night and her exact words where

"Oh Alex" And not the good kind of "oh"

Now my profile isnt bad but apparently the photos where ****....I do not take a good photo, I know this, But they where far from ****. Oh well, She took a photo of me then and there and insisted I put that one up, see how it goes.
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She is in love with you.

She deliberately took a bad photo so no one else will want you.

:p
 
Neil79,

She might be a sandwich short of a picnic and her favourite meal is boiled rabbit but by god its ripe for the picking!!!!

You know mental girls are the best in bed right?

edit: take said photos, post here.... win?
 
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Howdy OCUK! A friend sent me a link to this particular gem of utter comedic genius on POF and absolutely HAD to share! :D

I have to confess, she kinda had me for a second - read the first paragraph and thought it was for real, and was getting ready to send her a trolling message that I was gay and needed converting, but then I read on to the 2nd paragraph and realized it was a joke. Well, I say joke, more like an elaborate piece of troll-baiting, it's hillarious! :)

No idea who the person behind it is. It could be just some internet jokester who makes joke profiles on dating and social networking sites for their own amusement. It could be that woman's ex or something creating a "revenge profile" to humiliate her. Or it could be that woman herself, and her profile acts as an elaborate IQ test to catch out guys too dumb to realize it's a joke. Don't particularly care about the truth either, just thought I'd post it so you could share in the hilarity :)
 
Well I'm off on a third date with a girl I met last week tomorrow... She's nice and all that but not sure. She does seem quite attached which I'm a little worried about, especially reading Neils symptoms... ;) She appears to have deleted her profile on the dating site too...
 
Well I've been on POF a few weeks now but not had much luck, a stead amount of view but no one messages and I rarely get a reply to the ones I send out. Guess it must be something on my profile that's a turn off. Don't want to do many messages etc untill I've sorted the profile out. So here we go rip it apart but provide some tips as well :)

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=38790582
 
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I would suggest changing your picture and have one of you smiling/looking friendly, as you look too serious in that picture and could give the wrong impression.

"Fake blonde but not fake of heart"

I would expect this to be on a girls profile to be honest.
 
Tyron said:
I would suggest changing your picture and have one of you smiling/looking friendly, as you look too serious in that picture and could give the wrong impression.

"Fake blonde but not fake of heart"

I would expect this to be on a girls profile to be honest.
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Yer guess so, did'nt think much on the head line tbh
 
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Cactus, owl, drainpipe, orange, strenuous
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May be a year old, but I went ahead and did this...

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Well I'm still not sure what this woman sees in me but she asked me to meet at her house today ( we were on date 4 and going for a walk) and later invited me round for lunch next weekend :D
She is so hot :D
 
I saw photo's of a girl omg she was hot, we spoke for weeks and it turned into a nightly porno chat session!. Met her in person and I wanted the emergency exit, I even wondered if she had down syndrome :(
 
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