Yikes... maybe I should count myself lucky for not receiving any mail

Shame my standards are set in a league above mine
 At least you must be a league above living in Munterville
 At least you must be a league above living in Munterville 
This is a random selection of the kind of horrors that confront me, every time i get all excited about a new message coming through. I am sure they all have wonderful personalities but FFS.
Funnily enough the transvestites legs aint half bad.

Atleast 3 of them are dudes.
within 5 minutes of creatin a profile a fatty messaged me, shes not up for it though - this sites crap!!

Yeah, goons dont get much luck within 5 minutes im afraid.

Talking to a couple now who both seem good candidates though. So i think ill give it a go!
 MMF?
 MMF? 

Got chatting to a lap dancer last night. Not the best but.....
ok howsertrading you've had your little "fun" - could you remove the copyrighted photos now cheers.......
 
	