Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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Okay, so after no success with writing a first message with how I considered to be a good way to write one, and only being approached by munters, I decided to write ridiculous things in response to something in each girls profile in the hope of making one laugh.



Girl 1: I don't want a guy who's clingy an has 2 follow my every move I like 2 do my own thing as well as spend time with the person I'm with so if you're easily jelouse or clingy I'm not the chic for you :)

My message: First I have to get this out of the way. I'm not the clingy type, most of the time I walk several feet behind a girl, will often hide out of sight when shes with friends, and just to make sure shes not feeling suffocated I usually go for the club over the head approach rather than the chloroform.

So now we know we're compatible...

(I hope you have a good sense of humor lol)



Girl 2: Likes Coldplay, beyonce, adele, Michael Bublé. Play the piano to grade 8 and also ride horses.

My message: Grade 8 on the piano is pretty impressive. I'm grade 8 on the ukelele.....well they don't have grades on the ukelele but if they did, I'd be grade 8.

I'm also a secret adele fan (but please don't tell my mates).




And I've sent a few others of a similar nature to other girls.

There's no way I can fail now.
 
Deific said:
Okay, so after no success with writing a first message with how I considered to be a good way to write one, and only being approached by munters, I decided to write ridiculous things in response to something in each girls profile in the hope of making one laugh.



Girl 1: I don't want a guy who's clingy an has 2 follow my every move I like 2 do my own thing as well as spend time with the person I'm with so if you're easily jelouse or clingy I'm not the chic for you :)

My message: First I have to get this out of the way. I'm not the clingy type, most of the time I walk several feet behind a girl, will often hide out of sight when shes with friends, and just to make sure shes not feeling suffocated I usually go for the club over the head approach rather than the chloroform.

So now we know we're compatible...

(I hope you have a good sense of humor lol)



Girl 2: Likes Coldplay, beyonce, adele, Michael Bublé. Play the piano to grade 8 and also ride horses.

My message: Grade 8 on the piano is pretty impressive. I'm grade 8 on the ukelele.....well they don't have grades on the ukelele but if they did, I'd be grade 8.

I'm also a secret adele fan (but please don't tell my mates).




And I've sent a few others of a similar nature to other girls.

There's no way I can fail now.
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Avoid girl one at all costs, classic nightmare type of profile.
Second girl, sounds good and I thought your message was funny. Good luck, although when I was on there I avoided horse rider/owners like the plague as they tended to either weird or getting up at 5am to feed and muck them, not to mention riders arse.
 
Yeah I try to have a laugh about something on their profile when I send messages. If I like someone I'm definitely going to take the p in person, so if they don't appreciate it in the message then there's not much point in going any further anyway.
 
Deific said:
Okay, so after no success with writing a first message with how I considered to be a good way to write one, and only being approached by munters, I decided to write ridiculous things in response to something in each girls profile in the hope of making one laugh.



Girl 1: I don't want a guy who's clingy an has 2 follow my every move I like 2 do my own thing as well as spend time with the person I'm with so if you're easily jelouse or clingy I'm not the chic for you :)

My message: First I have to get this out of the way. I'm not the clingy type, most of the time I walk several feet behind a girl, will often hide out of sight when shes with friends, and just to make sure shes not feeling suffocated I usually go for the club over the head approach rather than the chloroform.

So now we know we're compatible...

(I hope you have a good sense of humor lol)



Girl 2: Likes Coldplay, beyonce, adele, Michael Bublé. Play the piano to grade 8 and also ride horses.

My message: Grade 8 on the piano is pretty impressive. I'm grade 8 on the ukelele.....well they don't have grades on the ukelele but if they did, I'd be grade 8.

I'm also a secret adele fan (but please don't tell my mates).




And I've sent a few others of a similar nature to other girls.

There's no way I can fail now.
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These are the types of messages you should send... Funny and original!!

Girl 1 - Classic type of stuck their own ***, I'm so wonderful, like all the men she interacts with become clingy controlling leeches! She writes in text speak and can't spell which is a BIG no in my books as it shows lack of intelligence and effort. Would you write a CV like that? NO!! I bet she even pulls out the classic duckface in her pics too! Good funny message to this one, but I fear your cheek and humour has been wasted... She won't even get it and think you are creepy.

Girl 2 - Seems normal, but the big no with this is she likes Buble!! lol. Not my cup of tea with her music style, but each to their own. I have dated women with horses before and you will find they spend lots of time with them, and be prepared to help muck out too!! Again you sent another funny message :)
 
Narj said:
I'm tempted to try and chat up a girl who catches the same train as me to work. I know for a fact now that she's single, but it could end in a really awkward situation and I don't really want to avoid catching the same train/carriage if I end up looking like a creep... agh!
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Tell her... "We have been catching the train together for a while now and I am shocked you havn't introduced herself yet! As you seem so shy I will break the ice.... My name is ***** and you are?" Don't forget to smile!!

Ice broken, you get her name, you will come across as confident with a cheeky side too :)

GOOD LUCK!!
 
Photo/Travel lass sent me a message last night asking about stuff I've done, places I've been and any plans etc, replied and later got this:

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I tailored a question based on a few things she'd said and I did throw in some gags which it seems she liked as this morning she's replied back fully, wasn't expecting that so soon. I'll read it properly later in the day.
 
mrk said:
Photo/Travel lass...
I tailored a question based on a few things she'd said and I did throw in some gags which it seems she liked as this morning she's replied back fully, wasn't expecting that so soon. I'll read it properly later in the day.
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Is Photo/Travel a dating site?

Oh, gags for women, which ones did you send her?
 
Broken Hope said:
Average is like size 16 now so if you're not you need to put thin. :p
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I would've thought thin is size 8 and below though. Size 14/16 is more like a few extra pounds!


Just received this message:

"Oh dear, you're totally cross-eyed! Why don't you get that fixed, you know it can be done?"

Lolz :D
 
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I would go with these stats

Thin - Size 8 and below
Athletic - Size 8 - 12
Average - Size 12 - 14
A few Extra pounds - Size 14 - 16
A considerable amount of extra pounds - Size 18 +

I also think we should trade our POF names on here!! :D
 
You need to stop acting like you're desirable and attractive. The majority of us agrees that you're hideous and all around horrible. You ARE cross-eyed, don't tell me you've never noticed before. There are surgeries to fix that, not sure why you choose to wanna be Heidi the cross-eyed opposum.
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Loool. Whoever is sending me these messages is from this forum, or at least reads this forum. It's such a low thing to do and you really need to grow up :) I'm clearly not having any trouble with meeting men but thanks for your concern anyway darling xxxx
 
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