Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

[aln]

I don't see it as a fair test at all.

Interest varies from area to area.
So if you are exotic to an area as in this case you will be, the pool of interested women will increase/decrease (again depending on the area's attraction to scotsmen).

Essentially, we need to head north to Aberdeen or east to Edinburgh where there is more variation, I don't mean students (or do I?).

He has a massive advantage over the real me just on a population basis alone, it doesn't need to be completely fair though because the accusation is woman barely message and when they do it's only the super handsome.

what we proving here that a good profile catches more interest than just a good sexy looking picture? 3 pages is a lot to read at 1 am.

Surely women prefer/like a bit of mystery and intrigue on a profile?

The argument was more along the lines of whether or not your profile mattered when you're average looking. I'm glad you find me sexy though.

haha you also need to add how you find rape funnym shoudl get you some extra hits. ooh controversial!

I don't really make rape jokes you know. I just see both sides of the argument and generally argue for the side less represented. Most people argue based on emotions, I just argue the points.

 

[sports_brah]

good morning....

 

[FatFishMonster]

good morning....

i think youve got yourself a career here writing dating profiles!

 

[sports_brah]

lol they could all be fat people (only logging in a min or two when Ive got some time to myself.).

 

[FatFishMonster]

either that, or spam from forum members

 

[sports_brah]

okkkkkkay, some of the people alas are not going to fit the criteria. Some lovely messages sent, eg people have written specific stuff etc. Quite impressed really.

I'm starting to recognise the catch with this competition (damn it!), older women just don't look as good as those sub 24 years old.

Will read all the emails and see if there are any contenders.

 

[Theophany]

good morning....

No ******* way...

Pics of these serial harassers??

 

[sports_brah]

Here is one.



She wrote a lovely email, in which she congratulated me on how articulate I was, and how she liked it. With a smiley. If that isn't interest I don't know what is!

 

[Efour]

was the bit you linked last night to the profile the profile they are all getting wet over?

 

[Theophany]

was the bit you linked last night to the profile the profile they are all getting wet over?

You thinking of making a delicious plate of copypasta?

 

[aln]

You thinking of making a delicious plate of copypasta?

Got to be honest, I've already copypasta'd.

I'm starting to think Gzero might be right and being Scottish in somewhere where its not full of Scottish is helping. But whats the harm in trying.

I've never even had someone add me as a favorite before, this feels like trolling.

I'm starting to recognise the catch with this competition (damn it!), older women just don't look as good as those sub 24 years old.

There are some extremely attractive woman all the way up to 40. They just need to take care of themselves, where is the younger ones generally don't.

 

[MisChief]

Dear o dear.

​hiya u ok there? just drop by to leave sum love ... you're cute and pretty! ... you outheigh (if there's such word) all your girlfriends! ) you must be really tall!

People who compliment (be it truth or just sweet talk) on the first message just puts me right off.

 

[DJMK4]

Terrible, he hasn't even used correct grammar!

I have just tweaked some of my profile, slowly getting there.

Sending you some love, over and out, hit me up with a holla if you fancy a chinwag. x

 

[aln]

Dear o dear.



People who compliment (be it truth or just sweet talk) on the first message just puts me right off.

But you so gawjus. gief date!

 

[sports_brah]

You can think of it as a cheap copypasta for £25 then.

Got a few more messages. I'm surprised at how varied they are. 50% or so actually write something, the other 50% of women on there are just *****.

I reckon mine needs to be tweaked a bit more, better photos and a few statements added in. Oh and my height back to 6'3" and athletic, and I reckon I'll get more.

Though I am quite a shy person (not ashamed of it, just quieter than most people think), which most people don't like. :0


Thankfully I have a lovely Girlfriend who makes me very happy and whom I care about greatly, so will get the messages and close my profile down asap (once you've verified to your satisfaction). Don't feel comfortable with this at all.

 

[aln]

Hey now, you still have to meet the quota dude. We're still only on 2 potentials here.

 

[Theophany]

Got to be honest, I've already copypasta'd.

I'm starting to think Gzero might be right and being Scottish in somewhere where its not full of Scottish is helping. But whats the harm in trying.

I've never even had someone add me as a favorite before, this feels like trolling.

There are some extremely attractive woman all the way up to 40. They just need to take care of themselves, where is the younger ones generally don't.

I copped off with a 45 y/o a year or so ago (I'm 23 btw). Whilst she looked alright even before I'd had a few, certain areas did not hold up to scrutiny (or much else!!) once we got down to it. Be careful what you wish for and all that.

I think outside of Scotland the accent is a delicacy. I know I'd be putty in the hands of a burd with a nice thick Glaswegian accent.

People who compliment (be it truth or just sweet talk) on the first message just puts me right off.

U got a purdy mouth, wanna go KFC for a date?

50% of women on there are just *****.

Must. Not. Laugh.

 

[sports_brah]

Hey now, you still have to meet the quota dude. We're still only on 2 potentials here.

I've had 34 messages since I've started, have no fear about your quota.

 

[aln]

I know I'd be putty in the hands of a burd with a nice thick Glaswegian accent.

There are two types of Glaswegian accents. "Mmm nice" and "Oh **** god no". I'm not sure the latter would work.

 

[sports_brah]

Must. Not. Laugh.

Oi, what you saying?




Can't understand how you'd go for a 45 year old, I could understand being with one when I get to that age, but when younger? You're wasting time missing your own age group! Surely 45 year olds will always be there?