Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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MisChief said:
If I get dizzy then I'll hop onto your back for a rest and you'll be like a dog chasing its own tail :D

Look, there's quite clearly a flaw in this chat up line. Think of another one! I'm quite curious to see what the '2nd girl' comes back with though :D
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you're hard to beat.. :( :D


there is! but then again, she is interested in chatting/texting and that is the only interest she has, which is cool by me as that is exactly what i want! :D

ill post here, if i don't forget, with her reply - if she replies.. :D
 
hmmm...............now that's a far too complex message I think. but mischief responded, and she is a female, so maybe its a way. but having to carry it on like that, I would lose interest after her first response having to try and think of ways to keep the conversation going down that track.
 
grudas said:
so back to chat up lines! :D i just sent a stupid one but hopefully it works.. its only the 2nd girl i've sent a message too..

"hey

imagine that you're a bunny, and I'm a wolf, do you i think i could catch you?

think about it, do you eat well? do you go to gym? do you actually live a healthy enough lifestyle to get away from a big wolf?"

:D :D :D
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What am I reading
 
paradisiac said:
hmmm...............now that's a far too complex message I think. but mischief responded, and she is a female, so maybe its a way. but having to carry it on like that, I would lose interest after her first response having to try and think of ways to keep the conversation going down that track.
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It shouldn't have carried on down that track for more than 1-2 messages
 
grudas said:
so back to chat up lines! :D i just sent a stupid one but hopefully it works.. its only the 2nd girl i've sent a message too..

"hey

imagine that you're a bunny, and I'm a wolf, do you i think i could catch you?

think about it, do you eat well? do you go to gym? do you actually live a healthy enough lifestyle to get away from a big wolf?"

:D :D :D
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That you are even taking it seriously worries me.
 
Give the Dude a break it's only his 2nd message ever.
Originally Posted by grudas
so back to chat up lines! i just sent a stupid one but hopefully it works.. its only the 2nd girl I've sent a message too..
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It does suck though. :p

You have to remember that what you say will not be taken as you meant it as you are a normal simple bloke like us all & she is a Woman whose brain works completely different. :D

Example 1.
Meet a Doris & tell her she looks great irl & she'll moan coz you didn't like her pics ? :confused: + :p

Example 2.
Doris comes down stairs holding Black dress & a red dress & asks you to pick which one she is going to wear.
You say Black & smile.
She looks at you with disdain & asks why you didn't tell her you didn't like the Red dress when she wore it last week. :mad: + :confused: + :p

As for chat up lines just don't use them ever or even think of them just chat to her normally, It is much more important to listen to her when she is talking & then respond to what she says.


And Back to Me. :D

Had some Doris on the cam tuther night checking her out & she ends up getting her bits out & getting carried away. Good show I thought but how the hell does a Doris think that doing that sort of stuff is going to get her a date ? Do I really want to date a Doris that gets her bits out to random men on the interwebs ? NO I ******* DON'T !!! :mad: + :p
 
English is my 3rd language! :-D she only wants to chat, so do i :-D but yeah looking at her reply rate of 27% i dont think she will reply.
 
paradisiac said:
hmmm...............now that's a far too complex message I think. but mischief responded, and she is a female, so maybe its a way. but having to carry it on like that, I would lose interest after her first response having to try and think of ways to keep the conversation going down that track.
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I didnt put any personal questions in replies since i was talking with mischief :D im 99% sure i could get it working..


Thinking about it, its the first ever chat up line that i wrote! I normally start convos with 'Hey, how are you?' And it works. But that was a few years back as this is only the 2nd girl ive sent a message too! :-)
 
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grudas said:
I normally start convos with 'Hey, how are you?' And it works.
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How on earth do you manage to attract the attention of anyone with even a shred of personality about them if you go about it like that?

To me that is literally saying "I have nothing to say whatsoever about you or your profile, you do the work because I don't give a ****/don't know how to give a ****"

Might be a bit harsh but I'm just surprised you get any luck at all with that. It drives me MAD that people think that sort of thing is "starting a conversation". You're making THEM start it!
 
Zefan said:
How on earth do you manage to attract the attention of anyone with even a shred of personality about them if you go about it like that?

To me that is literally saying "I have nothing to say whatsoever about you or your profile, you do the work because I don't give a ****/don't know how to give a ****"

Might be a bit harsh but I'm just surprised you get any luck at all with that. It drives me MAD that people think that sort of thing is "starting a conversation". You're making THEM start it!
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it works, girls do the same! as i've said i have sent my 2nd message, the rest were sent by girls and its either comment on the picture to start a convo(duh) or "hey! how are you?" or just "hey" only once have i received something else.

edit - and tbh its your pictures that matter the most by the looks of it :O
 
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