Just been to KFC...

Arcade Fire · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:27

denic2k6 said:
Dude... She works at KFC

Now, now. It might only be temporary...

...while she's waiting for McDonald's to process her application!

*BOOM* headshot!

Psyk · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:27

Just remember, she works at KFC so she's going to be fed up of greasy chicken. Take her to dinner in McDonalds instead.

William · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:29

BrenOS said:
LOL

A fit charver is the best way I can describe her. Her working at the Byker outlet of KFC means I won't be entertaining evening date in her company, but she's possibly worth a text for free evening meals

Hey if the wrappers good then so are the contents! You can always dress her in somthing different!

Stringy · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:29

TTIUWP

BrenOS said:
Might text her saying she forgot my BBQ sauce

Punch the keys for gods sake!

iCraig · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:29

Show her what special sauce is really made of.

robbiemc · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:29

BrenOS said:
..Might text her saying she forgot my BBQ sauce

...Surely there'll be some Mayo in the mix, non?

Old Turkey · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:29

Yes the users of OCUK demand photos of KFC window girl!

Arcade Fire · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:30

Would you say she's finger lickin' good?

Scuzi · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:30

Grow a beard, and dye it and your hair white. Wear a white suit and refer to yourself as 'The Colonel". When you go out drink nothing but Cointreau and continually refer to yourself in the third person as 'The Colonel'.

She'll dig that.

Raymond Lin · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:30

score !!!

William · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:31

Scuzi said:
Grow a beard, and dye it and your hair white. Wear a white suit and refer to yourself as 'The Colonel". When you go out drink nothing but Cointreau and continually refer to yourself in the third person as 'The Colonel'.

She'll dig that.

Wouldn't drinking Old Turkey be more appropriate, or Sasparilla or somthing?

BrenOS · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:32

I'm up for comedy text message sending. Suggestions?

a - What time do you finish? I'd like to make a special order for delivery please

b - Haz you got ne GCSEs lol
c - Generic greasy box text

Scuzi · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:33

William said:
Wouldn't drinking Old Turkey be more appropriate, or Sasparilla or somthing?

The Colonel only drinks Cointreau.

BrenOS · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:33

Scuzi said:
Grow a beard, and dye it and your hair white. Wear a white suit and refer to yourself as 'The Colonel". When you go out drink nothing but Cointreau and continually refer to yourself in the third person as 'The Colonel'.

She'll dig that.

LOL that's awesome. I fear she may not get it though

Otacon · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:34

BrenOS said:
I'm up for comedy text message sending. Suggestions?

a - What time do you finish? I'd like to make a special order for delivery please
b - Haz you got ne GCSEs lol
c - Generic greasy box text

Hmms, depends. How old do you reckon she is?

Sparky__H · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:35

"How many drumsticks have you crammed into your box at once? "

Seriously though don’t judge her too harshly some people do work in fast food restaurants to pay for schooling.

BrenOS · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:37

Otacon said:
Hmms, depends. How old do you reckon she is?

That's very true. Maybe 19. Me being judgemental I don't think she'll get obscure comedy, so let's go for that

AJUK · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:37

Tell her you'll put the bone in the 'boneless box' for her.

William · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:37

Scuzi said:
The Colonel only drinks Cointreau.

Can you explain, genuinely intriuged.

goldilocks · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:37

haven't you seen the latest adverts?

"the new 'no bones box'"

looks like you're a few weeks too late :rolleyes:

edit - beaten!