Just been to KFC...

[Otacon]

Oh you really don't.

 

[BrenOS]

Send her a photo message of yourself with the bargain bucket on your head with little flaps cut out for your eyes and mouth.

LMAO in progress

 

[benjo plz.]

tbh.

 

[Otacon]

LMAO in progress

You better be putting that here

 

[Noxis]

I havent eaten KFC in about 5 years, yet I've gone up 2 cup sizes.

http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/how_to_get_man_boobs/

Might help you out then.

 

[Noxis]

LMAO in progress

No no, do the old "Pop corn in the cinema" trick. Cut a whole out the bottom for BrenOS Junior and then offer her some 100% pure manhood

 

[Tru]

Probably not work safe
fingerlickingood

Or mind safe

 

[Otacon]

Bestill my beating heart.

 

[Oliver]

You go to KFC, you get a greasy box. Nice one.

PMSL

 

[BrenOS]

Tru, lovely.

If I send this I fear I have eaten my last KFC.

 

[Gilly]

Hahahaha

 

[Otacon]

ROFFLEPANTS

 

[Old Turkey]

This thread deserves 5 stars now

 

[Tru]

LAFFO, that cup is the clincher! Kaye will be unable to resist.

 

[RandomTom]

hahah that's bloody ace, nice one!

 

[JohnnyG]

fingerlickingood

I thought that was someone's thigh with a blemish at first
Looking good

 

[goldilocks]

i hope your drink was supersize, or she'll get the wrong idea

 

[Nitefly]

Don't be too harsh at the poor KFC girl! I worked in KFC for a big, was good money before I went to uni (And yes, it wasn't teaside).

The customers are a lot more stupid than the staff I found.

And yeah, ace pic

 

[neil-ste]

Ohhh Byker KFC, classy joint

Last time I went through the drivethrough a couple of weeks back tey had a big sticker on the order box thing reading "waxa"

 

[Youstolemyname]

Tru, lovely.

If I send this I fear I have eaten my last KFC.

Double lolz. I just want it noted that if you get arrested for stalking I merely suggested you wear the KFC outfit. It was your decision entirely.

p.s. Id hit it!