Just been to KFC...

Otacon · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:38

BrenOS said:
That's very true. Maybe 19. Me being judgemental I don't think she'll get obscure comedy, so let's go for that

My sentiments exactly

Scuzi · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:39

"Your grease is the lubrication of my life"
"I want to eat your skin and give the meat to my dog"

William · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:40

I am voting for text version A, its not insulting and can open the door for the down and dirty kentucky jokes to begin.

Kona* · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:41

BrenOS said:
LOL

A fit charver is the best way I can describe her. Her working at the Byker outlet of KFC means I won't be entertaining evening date in her company, but she's possibly worth a text for free evening meals

I was at that very KFC about 30 mins ago :eek:

Didnt get served by a woman mind you...

Youstolemyname · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:42

Send her a photo message of yourself with the bargain bucket on your head with little flaps cut out for your eyes and mouth.

Gilly · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:43

Hang on, there's actually a place called Byker? :/

Tru · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:43

Text: 'That was a lovely meal MmmMmm. I was just staring into the filthy, vacuous box and thought of you. sup?'

William · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:43

Gilly said:
Hang on, there's actually a place called Byker? :/

Yeah, as featured on TV!

Youstolemyname · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:44

Gilly said:
Hang on, there's actually a place called Byker? :/

Yeah, I lol'ed the first time I heard that too. I was on the metro going to visit a mate and this voice came over the tannoy 'Next stop is Byker'

Was waiting for Spuggie to come bouncin down the train

weescott · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:48

you know why they cant call KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken ? It's because the chickens they use are of such low quality that you don't know what you will get. 2 headed chickens and all. < Source KFC Manager.

And did you know that the ingredients that they feed the chickens is the cause of man boobs?

Sparky__H · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:49

weescott said:
And did you know that the ingredients that they feed the chickens is the cause of man boobs?

Stella and low grade kabab meat?

Clearcut · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:49

Don't bother. How dare she think we are that easy

Gilly · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:49

weescott said:
you know why they cant call KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken ? It's because the chickens they use are of such low quality that you don't know what you will get. 2 headed chickens and all. < Source KFC Manager.

Lies.

weescott said:
And did you know that the ingredients that they feed the chickens is the cause of man boobs?

Fat?

weescott · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:52

Chickens are injected with a hormone to make them fatter, the side effect of this is man boobs.

Gilly · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:53

weescott said:
Chickens are injected with a hormone to make them fatter, the side effect of this is man boobs.

So not fed at all then?

Was anything you said accurate?

Tru · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:53

I havent eaten KFC in about 5 years, yet I've gone up 2 cup sizes.

Otacon · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:54

Tru said:
yet I've gone up 2 cup sizes.

pics tbh.

weescott · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:54

Ok so my grammar wasn't accurate Mr pedantic.

Tru · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:55

Otacon said:
pics tbh.

Oh you really don't.

Youstolemyname · 24 Apr 2006 at 20:55

Tru said:
I havent eaten KFC in about 5 years, yet I've gone up 2 cup sizes.

pics!

/edit beaten by otacon. Obviously a fellow manbreast luver.

Just been to KFC...

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