Just been to KFC...

BrenOS said:
My cup runneth over!

Captions required...

"I filled this cup with my manlove...for you"

"This is me greasing myself up, getting ready for you"

or, I prefer the KFC classic...

"I want to eat your skin and feed the leftover meat to my dog"
 
Scuzi said:
Grow a beard, and dye it and your hair white. Wear a white suit and refer to yourself as 'The Colonel". When you go out drink nothing but Cointreau and continually refer to yourself in the third person as 'The Colonel'.

She'll dig that.

Very funny :D Made me laugh out loud anyway.

Just cus she works in KFC doesnt make her inferior! Get her pulled.
 
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The last time I went to KFC was pretty eventful aswell, last sunday it was, I wish it was for the same reason that yours was,
unfortunatley it wasnt..CLICK
 
Gooner14 said:
Nowt wrong with going out with a bird who supports the wrong team. I went out with a Spurs fan for 2 years :eek: :p
Indeed. I've been out with a couple of ********.

makes it all the better when you put a Leeds top on them and get down to it...
 
Gilly said:
Indeed. I've been out with a couple of ********.

makes it all the better when you put a Leeds top on them and get down to it...

I refused to touch her when she wore a Spurs shirt. :mad: :eek:

She did buy me an Arsenal shirt and a signed Henry photo.
 
I was acutally seeing a Liverpool fan for a couple of months over Christmas and New Year, and more recently an Arsenal fan. Good fun actually as long as they can take the banter ;)
 
weescott said:
you know why they cant call KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken ? It's because the chickens they use are of such low quality that you don't know what you will get. 2 headed chickens and all. < Source KFC Manager.

And did you know that the ingredients that they feed the chickens is the cause of man boobs?
our survey says ERR ERR

Snopes sorts it out
 
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