Just had to punch a bloke in B&Q

A[L]C · 10 Apr 2006 at 19:12

I would've done the same tbh

hahaha

sniffy · 10 Apr 2006 at 19:40

He got what he deserved.

Nice one mate.

webbyman · 10 Apr 2006 at 20:00

Piggymon said:
People in the world will pee you off, get used to it ... you can't go around just punching the crap out of everyone

People in the world will honk at you, get used to it ... you can't just go around scratching and damaging peoples cars?

^TANK^ · 10 Apr 2006 at 20:05

Dublove said:
I'm livid. I was leaving the B&Q car park and i'm just about half way over the mini zebra crossing lines they have at about 5mph when this bloke and his wife come bombing out across not even looking. I stop with a blast on the horn as I would have hit the fool. They obviously stop and i carry on. Anyway I glance in the rear view mirror to see this bloke rushing up after my car (i've only moved about 3/4 meter btw), the sod whips his keys out and keys my tailgate!!!

I went ballistic, slammed the the car to a stop flew out the door and punched him in the face till he went to the floor. His wife didnt' even squeek. There were other people about watching and one bloke said to me i'd have done the same what an *******.

Dunno what to do now, I need to get some chill pills.

i would have restrained him on the ground then called the police or screamed at someone else too. i think punching him was abit over the top personaly but people react differently so i cant fault you too much. in all honesty i need to be physically threatened to resort to violence im lucky enough to be on the large size so most confrentations are a raretiy but i can give as good as i get.

SexyGreyFox · 10 Apr 2006 at 20:43

Mickey_D said:
Yup, the closest cable connection is 5 miles away, as is the closest natural gas pipeline.

Same thing with the closest fire brigade, the closest ambulance is even further. Law enforcement is next door to the ambulance, etc....

Needless to say, we're pretty much on our own when it comes to a lot of things.

I think you posted your co-ordinates for Google Earth a bit ago and you're miles away from everything.

AthlonTom · 10 Apr 2006 at 20:59

Yup, the closest cable connection is 5 miles away, as is the closest natural gas pipeline.

Same thing with the closest fire brigade, the closest ambulance is even further. Law enforcement is next door to the ambulance, etc....

Needless to say, we're pretty much on our own when it comes to a lot of things.

like those dudes in Africa who have to walk 20 miles a day for water,you should move.

VeNT · 10 Apr 2006 at 21:05

AthlonTom said:
like those dudes in Africa who have to walk 20 miles a day for water,you should move.

maybe he hates everyone

schnipps · 10 Apr 2006 at 21:08

^TANK^ said:
i would have restrained him on the ground then called the police or screamed at someone else too. i think punching him was abit over the top personaly but people react differently so i cant fault you too much. in all honesty i need to be physically threatened to resort to violence im lucky enough to be on the large size so most confrentations are a raretiy but i can give as good as i get.

So punching him is over the top but restraining a bloke against his will for the time it takes for the police to come which lets face it could be half an hour is acceptable. Trying to restrain him is going to cause 10 times the aggrivation, lets say nobody helps you, how do you go about holding a bloke for a length of time without a full scale fight breaking out, in theory its sound impossible, in practice its even more unrealistic.

The_Judge · 10 Apr 2006 at 21:12

I cant believe u wasted your energy getting out of your car for this total idiot. I would have slapped it in reverse and ran him over (Your bumper was damaged anyway). Waste of time calling the police as they are useless and u would end up getting like 50p a week, if anything happened at all. Giving him a good kicking is the only rational action in this situation, otherwise he'll do it again.

PaulStat · 10 Apr 2006 at 21:18

schnipps said:
So punching him is over the top but restraining a bloke against his will for the time it takes for the police to come which lets face it could be half an hour is acceptable. Trying to restrain him is going to cause 10 times the aggrivation, lets say nobody helps you, how do you go about holding a bloke for a length of time without a full scale fight breaking out, in theory its sound impossible, in practice its even more unrealistic.

Depends upon what restraining methods you know tbh.

Might sound a bit corny but there are plenty of martial arts locks/holds which will leave the restrainee helpless. Providing of course:

a) The person themselves doesn't know how to counter these locks/holds
b) The persons doesn't have any mates present to implant their boots inside your cranium.

AthlonTom · 10 Apr 2006 at 21:25

schnipps said:
So punching him is over the top but restraining a bloke against his will for the time it takes for the police to come which lets face it could be half an hour is acceptable. Trying to restrain him is going to cause 10 times the aggrivation, lets say nobody helps you, how do you go about holding a bloke for a length of time without a full scale fight breaking out, in theory its sound impossible, in practice its even more unrealistic.

^Tank^ is a big guy - I shouldn't imagine he would have been too chalenged

benjo plz. · 10 Apr 2006 at 21:26

schnipps said:
So punching him is over the top but restraining a bloke against his will for the time it takes for the police to come which lets face it could be half an hour is acceptable. Trying to restrain him is going to cause 10 times the aggrivation, lets say nobody helps you, how do you go about holding a bloke for a length of time without a full scale fight breaking out, in theory its sound impossible, in practice its even more unrealistic.

Tank's no munchkin, but imo its still a hell of a lot easier to deck the bugger and be done with it than **** around with a citizens arrest.

David230 · 10 Apr 2006 at 21:51

Cant say How I would have reacted but Probably do something I'd come to regret later on like slamming it in reverse. There was a time I use to see red over the smallest of things and rational behaviour seems to just fly out the window.

Like the time I was giving way to traffic outside a pub, drunk guy comes over from the bench outside pub and jumps infront of my car placing his hands on the bonnet. I did'nt fancy getting out of the car with all His m8's (possibly) standing nearby so drove forward slowly but enough to force him round to the passenger side where he decided to punch my Front passenger window. That kinda ****** me off so I spun round the roundabout to try and mow the guy down. Luckily for both of us he got behind a wall, Could have been a different story. Not had anything like that happened since but tbh I dont know exactly how I would react if a similar situation were to occur again!!

Anyway m8, I can understand why you smacked him.

Tachyon · 10 Apr 2006 at 22:19

May as well post my pennys worth as well. Fair play to the OP, absolutley no excuse for what he done to your car. At the most he could have had exchanged words with you and got on with his day but to damage your property is well out of order.
I hope his girlfriend/wife or who was with him at the time makes a right **** out of him & reminds him what happened the last time he tried to act the big lad if he does it again.

sniffy · 10 Apr 2006 at 22:36

David230 said:
That kinda ****** me off so I spun round the roundabout to try and mow the guy down.

That really made me lmao.

You're gonna want to edit out that swear m8 or you'll get a ban.

^TANK^ · 10 Apr 2006 at 23:19

schnipps said:
So punching him is over the top but restraining a bloke against his will for the time it takes for the police to come which lets face it could be half an hour is acceptable. Trying to restrain him is going to cause 10 times the aggrivation, lets say nobody helps you, how do you go about holding a bloke for a length of time without a full scale fight breaking out, in theory its sound impossible, in practice its even more unrealistic.

i dident say i wouldnt use violence, violence is a last resort anyway im 22 stone and ******* strong. i would take my chances pinning him or her ive workred on the door part time so that would be an advantage due to experience of restraining people safely

in my opinion restraining is better than punching!

Berger · 11 Apr 2006 at 00:32

How you going to restrain said nutters wife at the same time

As for the OP, can understand why you did it, i would be seriously pee'd off, would have confronted him at least, dunno about punching him tho.

Trojan · 11 Apr 2006 at 00:46

schnipps said:
Trying to restrain him is going to cause 10 times the aggrivation, lets say nobody helps you, how do you go about holding a bloke for a length of time without a full scale fight breaking out, in theory its sound impossible, in practice its even more unrealistic.

They're called immobilization techniques and really aren't that difficult to hold someone in indefinately. As long as you know how to get them into the hold against their will you're laughing. Until the blokes missus kicks off at any rate

MarkyMark · 11 Apr 2006 at 00:47

dirtydog said:
Regardless of who stepped out first, where the car was blah blah blah.. it boils down to this: the bloke keyed the car so he deserved a smack.

LMFAO.....been reading this thread and this has got to be the best post so far

Bakedgoods · 11 Apr 2006 at 00:49

The guy deserved what he got, I mean seriously. People are getting too soft these days, the guy was an absolute idiot to chase after and scratch someones car, he obviously thought he was a big man (a ****) and got put in his place.

Maybe in the future he will not be such a ****.

I know that may all seem abit keyboard warrior'ish but it's not how I intend, I just can't believe people believe the guy didn't deserve what he got.

Just had to punch a bloke in B&Q

Capodecina