"Just stop oil"

Even my vegan, tofu eating, guardian reading, fisherman hat wearing, dungaree clad, climate change worrier, hipster girlfriend thinks it’s hilarious what happened at the Porsche garage and told them it served them right.

It’s really not working for them eh?
 
I've had an idea. How about we purchase a load of those big steel fence things that the roadworks contractors use, then get some nice big vinyl sheets made, in black, with white text saying "NOTHING TO SEE HERE PLEASE MOVE ALONG" and cable tie them to the barriers. We can then round these vermin up and surround them with the fences and let the rest of society carry on.

I think I've hit the nail on the head there tbh, maybe I should start a Kickstarter for it.
 
Mrwong said:

Climate protestors who glued themselves to Volkswagen’s floor are left in the dark :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:​

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That's the right way to do it tbh.. they could go a step further, they're not letting their support people back in but they could also just physically remove the support people and take away the torches and any other equipment, just leave the people glued to the floor play some annoying 80s song on repeat at full volume and invite them to rip the plaster off so to speak and just exit.
 
To be fair to those protesters, a speed limit would dramatically reduce carbon emissions.
I appreciate there’s not a huge amount of unrestricted sections but it would be quite an effective way to reduce some emissions without a huge detriment to anyone.
 
Ahleckz said:
To be fair to those protesters, a speed limit would dramatically reduce carbon emissions.
I appreciate there’s not a huge amount of unrestricted sections but it would be quite an effective way to reduce some emissions without a huge detriment to anyone.
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Like London's 20mph speed limit, but at the same time they restricted, closed and made 3/2 -lane roads into 1-lane roads, also adding more traffic lights.
 
dowie said:
That's the right way to do it tbh.. they could go a step further, they're not letting their support people back in but they could also just physically remove the support people and take away the torches and any other equipment, just leave the people glued to the floor play some annoying 80s song on repeat at full volume and invite them to rip the plaster off so to speak and just exit.
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Rick Astley would have been perfect.
 
If they wanted a bowl or bucket to urinate/defecate in, then they should have brought it themselves.
These people are just scum, expecting to be able to do anything they want with no repurcussions.
Complaining about not being able to order food? Are they protesting, or having a party?
 
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