KFC bird won't leave me alone please help

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"I won't go into much detail but she got the Full Tony Williams Experience"
So you didn't just faceroll her pasty like the old keyboards before you got better at this typing business? I actually understood a post of yours im amazed
 
Did nobody learn from my epic fogbeast thread from years ago????

Also I can't be the only person who after reading the title hoped for some amusing story about a chicken..
 
Tinder stories are cash. Tell her you've got a bird, once you have good evidence the coitus was consensual. Getting accused of rape isn't fun bro.
 
Didn't this bloke post a thread from his bedroom that his house was burning down or something?

Comedy gold, it can't be a real person, it must be an epic troll?
 
Funny story, I went to KFC earlier tonight and got myself a bargain bucket.

Sadly I didn't manage to get my chicken leg up, but then I wasn't in a white transit van either.
 
Maybe Tony Williams is like the Dred Pirate Roberts, after being content with his trolling he finds another to take on the role of the "Dred Troll Tony Williams" tm.
 
Saga reminds me of a classic film...

The "experience" wasn't with Madame Butterfly playing in the background, was it?

"I won't be ignored, Dan (Tony)".

Have you checked your rabbit is still secure in its hutch?

Have the neutraliser ready to deal with battery acid on your car bonnet.

Any whispered consultations with moon faced lawyers in the library yet?
 
I honestly thought this was a joke thread, maybe it is, I haven't read it.

1, single mum off tinder
2, taken back to yours
3, refer to girl as bird
4, etc etc

So many things.. Tbh I think it's self inflicted. But did enjoy the read.

Just ignore. What else can you do

I was on pof before. I have to say, never again will I Internet date
 
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