LOL great thread GTA, has had me in stitches most of the day
. Heres my feeble attempt lol:
Original: Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
Ruined: Put your crash helmet on, you're going straight out the door.
Original: I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel
Ruined: I think YOUR blocking the light at the end of the tunnel
Original: Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard
Ruined: Was you father a cement mixer? Because he should have made sure you had concrete boots on.