missus found me looking at pron
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One of my ex bf's knew he had nookie available on tap.
But he much prefered sneaking out of bed at like 4am to watch pron and take matters into his own hand. Or he'd wait until I went out and as soon as the door closed he'd fire up the pron. I very nearly managed to catch him in the act a few times.
By far the worst thing was that he left all of his dirty tissues behind the pc desk
But he much prefered sneaking out of bed at like 4am to watch pron and take matters into his own hand. Or he'd wait until I went out and as soon as the door closed he'd fire up the pron. I very nearly managed to catch him in the act a few times.
By far the worst thing was that he left all of his dirty tissues behind the pc desk
Associate
Its natrual to wake upin the middle of the night and have the urge to bash one out
I used to shove the tissues and paper out of my old school books behind my bed head.
There was about 4 or 5 months worth behind there at one stage due to lack of cleaning my room
Then i went away for just one weekend and mum and my nanna cleaned my Entire Room
I got home and though "Oh **** The tissues!!!" and ran to make surte they were still there.
They had all been removed and thrown out
Soldato
I found out my brother was gay due to numerous viruses and spywear left on the computer.
And the huge amounts of history and what was typed into google.
/shudders
No one and i mean no one should be looking at some of the sites he was
(he doesnt know i know yet)
Similar thing happened to a friend of mine. His mum found his gay porn collection. I bet it wasn't fun explaining that. Apparently she's still clinging to the hope that he also likes girls. He doesn't.
Soldato
I found out my brother was gay due to numerous viruses and spywear left on the computer.
And the huge amounts of history and what was typed into google.
/shudders
No one and i mean no one should be looking at some of the sites he was
(he doesnt know i know yet)
Same situation to me a couple of years ago:
Hold on, how did hundreds of pieces of spyware get on here? *checks log against user name*
Though he came 'out of the closet'.
Caporegime
That has to be one of the most insensitive comments I have read on the board for quite sometime. Uncalled for really.
EDIT: Probably just the sort of attitude that makes the OPs lady so against what she caught him doing.
Permabanned
Either that or she wasn't/isn't "the business".
Caporegime
Blah! Blah! Blah!
(stinka) I see your occupation is a Master Carpenter.......also your a battlefield master....Your a MASTER of a lot arnt you
and he knows how to handle wood
Soldato
Save a load of bestiality porn in the history and see what she does
Man of Honour
When I read any piece of writing I improv-anywhere the scene in my mind but add comedic value (I have watched too much scrubs :/) - I just lold really hard when reading that :/
Either that or she wasn't/isn't "the business".
Nice comment
Muban, thanks hun, I've come to terms with the level of maturity on this forum- hence the reason I very rarely visit here anymore.
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Caporegime
Loving the way men can take the mickey out of each other all the time but when it's a girl, forget it; they can't take it - and all the chivalrous sleaze bags (*cough* Muban *cough*) start coming out of the woods.
Associate
Just read the thread - hillarious 
Next the OP will be telling us he had a brand new GeForce 8800 on his desk at the tome ...
Next the OP will be telling us he had a brand new GeForce 8800 on his desk at the tome ...
Soldato
Un-lucky dude, not a nice boat to be in is it?