missus found me looking at pron

What's wrong with porn if you're married, hell even on some kind of test I think about 5% of married people watch pron to get into the mood before doing stuff.
 
Just reminded of something that somebody told me:

Danger [masturbating].

Lad was at the end of the his hallway in uni halls, and so the cleaner would get to his room last every monday morning. He (for fun?) always used to *do one* from the time it took her to get to his room so that he wouldn't have to live with the "tissue" in his room for a week.
 
PoleY_15 said:
for all those mother stories: a boy in one of my classes back in school once said that he enjoyed the odd "danger NO SWEARING". he gets himself prepared then shouts on his mum and tries to finish before she gets up the stairs. LOL

but back to OP my gf knows i watch porn a lot, best thing is just to be honest about it. got an update on what its been like since that dreaded day?
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Greenlizard0 said:
Just reminded of something that somebody told me:

Danger [masturbating].

Lad was at the end of the his hallway in uni halls, and so the cleaner would get to his room last every monday morning. He (for fun?) always used to *do one* from the time it took her to get to his room so that he wouldn't have to live with the "tissue" in his room for a week.
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You two know the same person?
 
rofl at some of these stories!

I would put up a couple of my own, but I know a few too many people in RL who read these boards :p
 
You know - the lack of respect a lot of the "far better halves" get on this forum is really quite sad.
What with a thread like this - containing posts (OK, mainly from young people who will learn better in the future, but still) who don't see anything wrong with what the OP was doing and think all GF's should "get a grip".
Combined with the "Post your GF thread" which contains (amongst the fake posts) numerous "GF would kill me if she knew I'd posted this" posts - I'd really love to be able to warn a lof of these girls.
They are setting themselves up for a hell of a lot of grief in the future and the poor things just don't know it at the moment :(
 
knip said:
I personally wouldnt have a problem with my other half (if I had one) looking at pr0n. The thing that would bother me is if they were doing it in secret and then I found out.

Like I said it doesnt bother me in the least, but I am slightly intruiged as to why men who are in relationships and already have sex on tap then indulge in self love as well. I understand if the bloke is single that certain "things" need to happen, but why do men who already have a real life woman bother looking at others on the net. Im really not complaining, im just trying to understand.
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probably explains it for you :cool:
 
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Terrible I know. :o
 
I found out my brother was gay due to numerous viruses and spywear left on the computer.
And the huge amounts of history and what was typed into google.

/shudders

No one and i mean no one should be looking at some of the sites he was :o


(he doesnt know i know yet)
 
Zip said:
I found out my brother was gay due to numerous viruses and spywear left on the computer.
And the huge amounts of history and what was typed into google.

/shudders

No one and i mean no one should be looking at some of the sites he was :o


(he doesnt know i know yet)
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Email in trust, TBH. :D
 
My girlfriend doesnt care if i watch porn, but 2 years ago my mum found some dirty porn on my history she was pi55sed, i was 14 at the time, i got away with it by making up some stuff about cookies, i said something like someone sent me a porn cookie on msn and its inserted into our history and pulled a :( face.

Since shes pc illterate she believed me :D

Now that im 2 years older i've learnt to hide it on a seperate hidden partiton. I guess its true with age comes wisdom and knowledge, which should be used fully to decieve family members into thinking you don't download mass ammounts of porn.

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