missus found me looking at pron

[Pookie Bear]

My ex caught me cracking one out in bed...I pretended to be asleep then when she confronted me the next morning, I looked really upset and pretended that I suffered from a form of sleep-walking that really got to me and made me feel bad.

That's brought back a memory I'd completely put to the back of my mind.....I too was having a five-fingered shuffle in bed next to my girl at the time, thinking she was asleep. So while I was happily, but carefully, entertaining Mrs Palm and her five daughters this voice piped up next to me, "You can cut that out, or I'll cut it off!"....... There was a moment of silence while I contemplated a future minus my closest companion and then I silently and with, I felt, great decorum, I rolled onto my side and went to sleep. It was never mentioned again.

 

[J.B]

if my girlfriend ever caught me watching porn, she'd be mad because I started without her!

sometimes I think there must be a god

You make me want to cry

 

[ChoÞÞer]

really, i bet shes wetting her self! but just not showing the funny side of it

 

[TheCrow]

My missis dont bother, and will watch it with me, best trying to get her to re-enact the films

Show her this thread which proves all internet g33ks do it.

 

[basmic]

Been caught once or twice before, and got it down the throat both times. Followed by a thorough search of all videos and images on my computer, then my history. If I'm lucky, and apologise like mad, the OH might help finish me off an hour later.

 

[Sic]

Been caught once or twice before

lol - is that a punishment? it isn't i this house!!

 

[shimy182]

ignore

 

[Cupra]

I'm going to say cracking one off over a female's porn picture, on a dating site - and to top it off, the woman probably lives down the road.

hahahaha

top post and probably right..

 

[SexyGreyFox]

When I was a lad my mum used to tidy all my porn mags under my bed and put them in a neat pile.
My sister in law often has to go into her sons bedroom and turn the porn off the TV because he falls asleep watching it.

 

[ganesh]

Christ, sounds like a lot of guys are under the thumb here. If my lady caught me she'd probably laugh, and then give me a hand most likely. I wouldn't be able to take any of this insecurity and jealously crap that you lot seem to be getting over it.

 

[Azza]

When I was a lad my mum used to tidy all my porn mags under my bed and put them in a neat pile.
My sister in law often has to go into her sons bedroom and turn the porn off the TV because he falls asleep watching it.

Hahaha.

This thread just keeps getting better and better.

 

[Psyk]

Oh I've thought of a funny story now.

I found out the hard way that when you use Limewire it automatically shares your files with other people using limewire on the same network. It lead to much embarrasment when I used it at my house at uni. Thank god it wasn't the year before when I was in halls though.

 

[Greenlizard0]

Lol I got caught years ago with porn on the screen, but the trouble was it was when we had a 56kb/s connection.

My parents went out and left me home alone. I needed a dump and thought about leaving a video downloading within windows media player so that I could have a nice surprise when I got back from the bog.

I took my headphones to the loo and stayed there for about twenty minutes or so. When I walked off, my parents had returned without me knowing, and I saw my mom just shaking her head looking into my room.

Oh the shame.

 

[Dreadi]

Been caught once or twice before, and got it down the throat both times.

You or her

 

[me227]

I used to have an ex who always wanted sex in her sleep. Quite the weird experience the first time that happened.

 

[Booner!]

I used to have an ex who always wanted sex in her sleep. Quite the weird experience the first time that happened.

same, swear mine was a nympho.... she would wake up gagging for it...

 

[ChoÞÞer]

You or her

Lol

 

[Mark A]

Ive had some hairy moments where Ive heard someone legging it upstairs and Ive got 20 odd incriminating windows open . I just switch the monitor off and then pretend I'm cleaning my screen.

 

[Greenlizard0]

Ive had some hairy moments where Ive heard someone legging it upstairs and Ive got 20 odd incriminating windows open . I just switch the monitor off and then pretend I'm cleaning my screen.

"What are you doing?"
"cleaning screen.."
*looks at crotch" *Frown* "Weirdo.."

 

[Raymond Lin]

in halls one time we were in the kitchen and can hear this repeatitive banging from somewhere. one of our friends went to investigate and the sound came from one of the rooms, he opened the door without knocking and then we could hear the lad shouting NO NO NO as the door gets wider.