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haha My wife just laughed when she caught me..
She just told me to shut the door...
She just told me to shut the door...
missus found me looking at pron
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yeah, with pretty things and rainbows and stuff.
i watch pron with my g/f, she likes it. although she does prefer it when there is a storyline
when its just.... Bloke walks into room with slutty secretary behind desk...... bloke unzips...... etc etc she thinks thats a bit lame. funny though. So that's why they have pointless storiesyeah, with pretty things and rainbows and stuff.
i watch pron with my g/f, she likes it. although she does prefer it when there is a storyline
So that's why they have pointless stories
ahhh i guess it is. pron is made by men, for men, maybe thats the pron makers putting in something for the small female audience that just may one day watch the film with their boyfriends
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^^^^^
LOL!
Anyway women are all different... my most recent ex-girlfriend hated the idea of me watching porn etc while she wasn't there... because like 90% of women she had insecurities that ran somewhere down the line of "why does he need to use this stuff when he has me, am I not enough for him?" Yes it's silly, yes it's insecure, but that's just theway it is, and if you love the other person then you MUST respect that, no matter how ridiculous you think the sentiments are.
Personally for me naughty flicks are great, I have a large stash of downloaded "stuff" and there's nothing more i'd love than a girl who likes it too, but unfortuinately i haven't found one who does yet.
I think the worst thing for the women is when blokes aren't open about using it, and instead "sneak" it on when the girlfriends aren't around... then if/when they find out then it's a naturally hurtful thing, as it wasn't openly discussed in the first place. Anyone who doesn't understand this needs to read the abc of relationships, because it's very common. All you have to do is speak to them about it and say that you like it and how it's nothing to do with a lack of anything on your partners behalf, it's just personal taste. Re-assure them and make no secret about it... and just don't abuse it. You can turn the tiniest molehill into a mountain just by trying to hide it.
LOL!
Anyway women are all different... my most recent ex-girlfriend hated the idea of me watching porn etc while she wasn't there... because like 90% of women she had insecurities that ran somewhere down the line of "why does he need to use this stuff when he has me, am I not enough for him?" Yes it's silly, yes it's insecure, but that's just theway it is, and if you love the other person then you MUST respect that, no matter how ridiculous you think the sentiments are.
Personally for me naughty flicks are great, I have a large stash of downloaded "stuff" and there's nothing more i'd love than a girl who likes it too, but unfortuinately i haven't found one who does yet.
I think the worst thing for the women is when blokes aren't open about using it, and instead "sneak" it on when the girlfriends aren't around... then if/when they find out then it's a naturally hurtful thing, as it wasn't openly discussed in the first place. Anyone who doesn't understand this needs to read the abc of relationships, because it's very common. All you have to do is speak to them about it and say that you like it and how it's nothing to do with a lack of anything on your partners behalf, it's just personal taste. Re-assure them and make no secret about it... and just don't abuse it. You can turn the tiniest molehill into a mountain just by trying to hide it.
An ex of mine, whilst we were dating found an old old folder of porn i created, GIGS worth. That didnt go down well! Bare in mind I hadnt downloaded any porn whilst in the relationship as there we no need due to the fact we were at it like nutters. I had told her that that folder has been there yonks and had not been touched in ages... I had to go through the process of checking the properties of every file to show the date they were last opened lol, she thought I was a ******* for weeks lol.
Now its mint, just simply open browser (opera being my favourite here), set up the quick downloads folder and away we go... its as simple as hitting quick download and its taken right to that folder.
I did have one very horrible situation that I managed to get out of very luckily. Everyone was in, I was about to finish when my bro opens my door (i live in the attik room so there are stairs up), que me quickly pulling pants up but im the process I tense up and because its near the end... the inevitable happens... in my pants. That wasn't nice. I just ran past him, think that confused him a bit lol. He was 11 or 12 at the time so i dont think he thought much of it lol.
This thread is bloody funny, i haven't laughed this much in the office before. Not too good lol!
Now its mint, just simply open browser (opera being my favourite here), set up the quick downloads folder and away we go... its as simple as hitting quick download and its taken right to that folder.
I did have one very horrible situation that I managed to get out of very luckily. Everyone was in, I was about to finish when my bro opens my door (i live in the attik room so there are stairs up), que me quickly pulling pants up but im the process I tense up and because its near the end... the inevitable happens... in my pants. That wasn't nice. I just ran past him, think that confused him a bit lol. He was 11 or 12 at the time so i dont think he thought much of it lol.
This thread is bloody funny, i haven't laughed this much in the office before. Not too good lol!
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You don't even need to download it these days. I work in a school and one of the kids was on a website which is basically the porn version of YouTube. Needless to say I jotted it down, blocked it and the world was a happy place.
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Streaming porn is one of the greatest things to hit the net, fact.
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^^my mate mentioned that a porn version of youtube, but never found out what it was, thanks! lol
youporn obviously.
Or not.
You may get a slapped wrist for mentioning that....I thinkits called *******home made porn
cheers mate
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it was probably a joke.
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Soldato
I'm surprised this thread hasn't been closed yet with all adult sites listed, maybe the mods are jotting them down before removing them
Waiting for the best site, then they gonna close it!
or they wana hear what happens 2 op