missus found me looking at pron

basmic · 16 Sep 2007 at 15:30

tiggy said:
Nice comment

Muban, thanks hun, I've come to terms with the level of maturity on this forum- hence the reason I very rarely visit here anymore.

My comment was not meant to come across as harsh.

Did you fail to see the

?

tiggy · 16 Sep 2007 at 15:34

Robbie G said:
Loving the way men can take the mickey out of each other all the time but when it's a girl, forget it; they can't take it - and all the chivalrous sleaze bags (*cough* Muban *cough*) start coming out of the woods.

I can take it, it's only an internet forum.

And as has already been said, Muban is the proud owner of a pair of norks.

knip · 16 Sep 2007 at 15:35

tiggy said:
I can take it, it's only an internet forum.

And as has already been said, Muban is the proud owner of a pair of norks.

Some boys will be boys hey Tiggy.

tiggy · 16 Sep 2007 at 15:37

basmic said:
My comment was not meant to come across as harsh.

Did you fail to see the ?

Did you fail to see the lack of :mad:

or

or

in my post?

meh

silversurfer · 16 Sep 2007 at 15:38

Sounds like tiggys post might be the closest the OP will get to understanding why his misses would be upset.

sniffy · 16 Sep 2007 at 15:42

This thread is just great.

Tiggy, I really wouldn't take offence to what Robbie said. He rips it out of people, that's his thing. I'm sure he isn't actually trying to be malice.

BananaDunka · 16 Sep 2007 at 15:43

arf...

Chimpdaddy · 16 Sep 2007 at 15:56

Lol, these stories are great.

One day, my dad came home early from work. I was doing my "buisness" when he opened the door. The speakers were up fairly loud, and my pants were down to my ankles. Desperately, I tried to close all the windows. But for every window I closed, another 4 or 5 would open. In the end, I just turned off the speakers and monitor, and whipped my pants back up.
He just looks at me and goes "You were looking at porn, weren't you?"
I simply said "Yes."
He just smiled and walked out. I was terribly embarrassed. Could talk or even look at him for a week. We have a good laugh about it now.

My mum, caught me and the missus stark naked in my single bed a few weeks ago. That took a lot of explaining.

stinka · 16 Sep 2007 at 16:05

Chimpdaddy said:
My mum, caught me and the missus stark naked in my single bed a few weeks ago. That took a lot of explaining.

why didnt you just say "i was shagging her, as she is my girlfriend" :confused:

2Thumbs · 16 Sep 2007 at 16:10

jellybeard999 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiwHFnGdK04 probably explains it for you

PMSL

Coupling rawks. :cool:

SexyGreyFox · 16 Sep 2007 at 16:27

tiggy said:
One of my ex bf's knew he had nookie available on tap.

But he much prefered sneaking out of bed at like 4am to watch pron and take matters into his own hand. Or he'd wait until I went out and as soon as the door closed he'd fire up the pron. I very nearly managed to catch him in the act a few times.

My missus learnt from a very early age that boys + porn = normal.
I'm afraid if your latest boyfriend has no interest in porn then I would worry.
Why? - because if he ain't cracking one off then he might be with someone else.
It doesn't matter that he's got it on tap, I used to, but young lads are a walking hard on and its the most natural thing in the world to relieve oneself.

I had a very similar conversation with my 18 year old a couple of weeks ago because she was upset her boyfriend had gone off with his mates to watch some porn and have a beer or two.
Its natural, its normal and he isn't with anyone else.

And trust me, when you get older you will be glad he's got a porn collection.

Zip · 16 Sep 2007 at 16:34

dmpoole said:
My missus learnt from a very early age that boys + porn = normal.
I'm afraid if your latest boyfriend has no interest in porn then I would worry.
Why? - because if he ain't cracking one off then he might be with someone else.
It doesn't matter that he's got it on tap, I used to, but young lads are a walking hard on and its the most natural thing in the world to relieve oneself.

I had a very similar conversation with my 18 year old a couple of weeks ago because she was upset her boyfriend had gone off with his mates to watch some porn and have a beer or two.
Its natural, its normal and he isn't with anyone else.

And trust me, when you get older you will be glad he's got a porn collection.

He watched Porn, With mates?

Im glad i wasnt there to see that bishop bashing fest

sniffy · 16 Sep 2007 at 16:40

Una · 16 Sep 2007 at 16:42

Wtf? Watching pr0n with male mates is not normal. Its pretty creepy in my opinion.

SexyGreyFox · 16 Sep 2007 at 16:48

Una said:
Wtf? Watching pr0n with male mates is not normal. Its pretty creepy in my opinion.

Back in the early 80's I was very popular because I was the only one with a video and a porn collection.
About once a month we'd have a night in while we played games on my Mattel Intellivision, had a few beers then ended the night with porn.
We'd send all the women off to Bingo.

Dave85 · 16 Sep 2007 at 16:48

could have been free porn. like when joey and chandler got it on friends lol

tiggy · 16 Sep 2007 at 16:49

dmpoole said:
My missus learnt from a very early age that boys + porn = normal.
I'm afraid if your latest boyfriend has no interest in porn then I would worry.
Why? - because if he ain't cracking one off then he might be with someone else.
It doesn't matter that he's got it on tap, I used to, but young lads are a walking hard on and its the most natural thing in the world to relieve oneself.

And trust me, when you get older you will be glad he's got a porn collection.

He was 26 at the time, we were living together and I was heavilly pregnant with his child. It wasnt the fact that I was pregnant that made him have an 'unhealthy' (in my opinion in his case it was unhealthy because it seemed to be every possible chance he got) obsession with pron.

I dont mind my now other half watching pron. I know that he doesnt need pron to get off on, and things are just peachy when we're together so it's not an issue in our relationship

Tom0 · 16 Sep 2007 at 16:50

dmpoole said:
Back in the early 80's I was very popular because I was the only one with a video and a porn collection.
About once a month we'd have a night in while we played games on my Mattel Intellivision, had a few beers then ended the night with porn.
We'd send all the women off to Bingo.

I cringed reading this... hahaha

Things change I've changed · 16 Sep 2007 at 16:51

Una said:
Wtf? Watching pr0n with male mates is not normal. Its pretty creepy in my opinion.

Are you serious :confused:

?, we used to do it all the time when we where young as it was a big deal then someone having a xxx cassette, bunch of young lads having a few sneaky beers watching a porno is perfectly normal in my eyes, now things have changed though with the advent of broadband etc, you just get in and whack out a url to your fav pron site.

Sic · 16 Sep 2007 at 16:52

Tom0 said:
I cringed reading this... hahaha

I put a movie on