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No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough.
My neighbours are mafia!
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Yes, there is no greater gift than limbs that are still attached and working properly.
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if you don't kill it though... think about how many people you can ask him to kill for you! =o
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We'll avenge you! Keyboards ahoy
Soldato
Hey, it's a fish mobster. I mean, everyone knew not to mess with the Crays...
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funnily enough my dad works on a building site as site manager where the security firm is all run by gangsters...he's just come home with a bottle of champagne.
If he gets a lobster tomorrow i'll be very worried.
If he gets a lobster tomorrow i'll be very worried.
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Lobster and Champagne....yum!!
Look on the bright side.....if the lobster dies you will get a free Horse's head.....and I'm told horse is delicious!!
Look on the bright side.....if the lobster dies you will get a free Horse's head.....and I'm told horse is delicious!!
Soldato
lol
Soldato
Hope you aint done nuffin to my lobster!
http://www.lobsters.tripod.com/lobsters/id2.html
Wow, I didn't realise lobsters moulted!!
Huddy, it's a recipie for disaster. I can't wait to hear your next installment
Wow, I didn't realise lobsters moulted!!
Huddy, it's a recipie for disaster. I can't wait to hear your next installment
Ha ha, man, don't be harsh my neighbours think i'm high rank drug dealer or something. Not that i mind, the ones who don't like me are the sort of person you have to be boring like them or they'll be scared of you.
For example, because I like loud music and drinking with my freinds, they once phoned the police, come over if you've got a problem, but then mr. pillar of society is like that, and his missus follows.
Anyways rant about neighbours over, they aren't mafia, some people are just like that.
For example, because I like loud music and drinking with my freinds, they once phoned the police, come over if you've got a problem, but then mr. pillar of society is like that, and his missus follows.
Anyways rant about neighbours over, they aren't mafia, some people are just like that.
Soldato
Model neighbours eh. Hehe
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Soldato
Thanks.Nice one
I don't know whether to be surprised that an admin is taking notice of my posts and be happy about it or should I be very, very worried that I'm going to be next?!
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im in tears after reading this post andall the associated jokes - subscribes!
It's not a pet at all it's a robotic one and it's filled with drugs inside...prolly made in Japan with advanced AI that seems like it's moving about and eating it's food. I say you kill it and see what's inside!
It's Mr. Pinchy in real life?
It's Mr. Pinchy in real life?
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Maybe the lobster is a test; see how you get on before you get asked to look after 'john' who's in the basement and needs 'taking care of'.
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