My neighbours are mafia!

Gilly · 20 Dec 2007 at 17:58

No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough.

MookJong · 20 Dec 2007 at 18:01

Damien. said:
Look after the lobster, make sure it doesn't die.

If its perfect on his return, he'll probably shower you with better gifts.

Yes, there is no greater gift than limbs that are still attached and working properly.

Ben M · 20 Dec 2007 at 18:06

if you don't kill it though... think about how many people you can ask him to kill for you! =o

strudey · 20 Dec 2007 at 18:10

We'll avenge you! Keyboards ahoy

Nexy · 20 Dec 2007 at 18:28

Aod said:
crayfish-lobster

Hey, it's a fish mobster. I mean, everyone knew not to mess with the Crays...

kieranv · 20 Dec 2007 at 18:40

funnily enough my dad works on a building site as site manager where the security firm is all run by gangsters...he's just come home with a bottle of champagne.

If he gets a lobster tomorrow i'll be very worried.

Dingo · 20 Dec 2007 at 20:04

Lobster and Champagne....yum!!

Look on the bright side.....if the lobster dies you will get a free Horse's head.....and I'm told horse is delicious!!

ChoÞÞer · 20 Dec 2007 at 20:11

Mobster's Lobster
Underboss

lol

Duke · 20 Dec 2007 at 20:13

Haha great read that. Have fun

Schnippzle · 20 Dec 2007 at 20:15

Hope you aint done nuffin to my lobster!

Vix · 20 Dec 2007 at 20:56

http://www.lobsters.tripod.com/lobsters/id2.html

Wow, I didn't realise lobsters moulted!!

Huddy, it's a recipie for disaster. I can't wait to hear your next installment

pitchfork · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:08

Ha ha, man, don't be harsh my neighbours think i'm high rank drug dealer or something. Not that i mind, the ones who don't like me are the sort of person you have to be boring like them or they'll be scared of you.
For example, because I like loud music and drinking with my freinds, they once phoned the police, come over if you've got a problem, but then mr. pillar of society is like that, and his missus follows.
Anyways rant about neighbours over, they aren't mafia, some people are just like that.

Cr0fty · 20 Dec 2007 at 21:37

Eat it and put another lobster in there.

You know it's gotta taste good if it's rare

...mafia boss prize pet rare.... mm!

ethan · 20 Dec 2007 at 22:33

Model neighbours eh. Hehe

melbourne720 · 20 Dec 2007 at 22:49

MarcLister said:
Huddy's new username! It has to be.

Nice one

MarcLister · 20 Dec 2007 at 22:51

melbourne720 said:
Nice one

Thanks.

I don't know whether to be surprised that an admin is taking notice of my posts and be happy about it or should I be very, very worried that I'm going to be next?! :eek:

33L · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:16

im in tears after reading this post andall the associated jokes - subscribes!

GreenMint · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:25

We haven't heard from him here in 8 hours

Hang in there Huddy! Just feed it beef, it'll be fine

theforce · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:46

It's not a pet at all it's a robotic one and it's filled with drugs inside...prolly made in Japan with advanced AI that seems like it's moving about and eating it's food. I say you kill it and see what's inside!

It's Mr. Pinchy in real life?

malccy · 21 Dec 2007 at 08:19

Maybe the lobster is a test; see how you get on before you get asked to look after 'john' who's in the basement and needs 'taking care of'.