My neighbours are mafia!

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what ever you do , do not take a picture of the lobster if he has CCTV imagine how it will look you snooping around his house taking pictures ! If you do decide to take pictures use the bus as I wouldn't risk starting up your car
 
I would love to have the mafia living next door, you know that you would never get any trouble on your door step, plus if you ever wanted a big favour after this (if you dont kill his lobster) your a made man :) wanna swap houses? i live next to an old couple who ALWAYS fone the police on me. Everytime I go outside for a smoke I put my hood up and they know my jacket yet they phone the police...enjoy the power of having good connections living so close :)
 
lol...yeah but he was probably too scared to refuse, plus his comment about eating the lobster didnt go down too well hense why he is scared of lookin after it lol
 
.Kencs said:
I would love to have the mafia living next door, you know that you would never get any trouble on your door step, plus if you ever wanted a big favour after this (if you dont kill his lobster) your a made man :) wanna swap houses? i live next to an old couple who ALWAYS fone the police on me. Everytime I go outside for a smoke I put my hood up and they know my jacket yet they phone the police...enjoy the power of having good connections living so close :)
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yeah this guys right, you should be buzzin about havin some mobbed up people next door, you'll never get robbed, any trouble on the street is not your problem cos its taken care of. All you have to do is sit back, play the part of concerned friendly neighbour every now and then and enjoy the treats he gives you.

You wont kill the lobster either, dont worry about that, concentrate on how many extremely dangerous peoples' good sides you're gonna be on, and that can never hurt. One good deed with people who are a bit on the rough side lasts for ages.
 
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