I lost some headphones at the gym a while back, after I left them hanging on the hook in a toilet cubicle whilst having a dump. I went back later to look for them on the off chance they hadn't been pinched, unsurprisingly they'd been pinched.
But on the floor of the cubicle was a poo encrusted teaspoon!
Just why, there was plenty of toilet paper.
And last week, a bloke with his two tiny kids (like 3 year olds) in the Adults only section of the changing rooms, both rolling around naked on the padded bench in the middle. Cue one peeing all over it and the other puking all over it.