Pizza hut

StriderX said:
Forgot Pizza hut existed to be fair. Taco Bell and KFC are their far superior brands frankly, even if crappy in their own right being fast-food.
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well tbh Nike and Adidas are far superior brands to Taco Bell and KFC, but we're talking about Pizza here...
 
Dis86 said:
No. Because despite their claims the pizzas are made fresh in store it's balls. The bases at the very least arrive prepared. So when I then pointed out they were making false claims I was told to leave and that if I ever came back to the store I'd be classed as a trespasser.

Told them to suck my balls.
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I was asked to leave Pizza Hut because I caused a stink when I dared to ask them why it was taking 25mins for a pizza to be served when it was a quiet day and a pizza takes two to three minutes to cook.
 
Pizza hut in South Africa was always excellent, but then most food over there is better than here. It's held in fairly high regard so when we went over here I couldn't believe how crap it was. The service was absolutely appalling, bordering on insulting. The food took absolutely ages to make (cmon, two pizzas ffs, not a 7 course meal) and when it came we had a few bites, paid and walked out. Never been back since. The base was raw ( as in actual dough), the toppings were cold and the BBQ of their BBQ pizza was literally a supermarket sauce squirted out of a squirty bottle in a spiral.

It left me with a memory I will never forget and it's ruined pizza hilut for me ever since (itvwas the one in Wandsworth Southside mall, it's been gone a few years already so obviously we weren't the only disappointed customers).
 
Yas786 said:
Pizza express over everyone else. Dominoes are overpriced tasteless crap, rather have Pizza Hut in all honesty. Papa Johns?? Geezus don’t get me started on those lot. By far the worst pizza out of the big chains. How the hell they are still around is beyond me and anyone who prefers their pizzas need to get new tastebuds;).

As an aside out here in Abu Dhabi at the moment, the pizza huts are brilliant. Can have a fully loaded meat feast without having to worry if it’s halal or not :p. PS everything here is halal, meat wise.
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I’d be buggered then if I ever wanted a nice meat feast in Dubai.
 
Diddums said:
Pizza hut in South Africa was always excellent, but then most food over there is better than here. It's held in fairly high regard so when we went over here I couldn't believe how crap it was. The service was absolutely appalling, bordering on insulting. The food took absolutely ages to make (cmon, two pizzas ffs, not a 7 course meal) and when it came we had a few bites, paid and walked out. Never been back since. The base was raw ( as in actual dough), the toppings were cold and the BBQ of their BBQ pizza was literally a supermarket sauce squirted out of a squirty bottle in a spiral.

It left me with a memory I will never forget and it's ruined pizza hilut for me ever since (itvwas the one in Wandsworth Southside mall, it's been gone a few years already so obviously we weren't the only disappointed customers).
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Don't most food places there have to be or risk getting a bullet?
 
StriderX said:
Don't most food places there have to be or risk getting a bullet?
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Nah, it's just a very service orientated industry over there and saffer will tip rather generously if we're fed well and taken care of. We're basically big babies who behave well if we get our way and throw our toys if we don't.

Plus all the meat and produce out there is seriously fresh, even more so for seafood along the coast. In many restaurants you can eat a cow the same day or day after it was killed.

Costs £lol compared to here too. If you ask for a big steak out there you'll get half a cow on your plate, cooked exactly how you want it, to absolute perfection for about £15, including chips, salad, sauces, the lot. A beer goes for about £1 to £1.50.

Keep in mind I'm from there so we don't go to tourist places. I suspect this affe ts the prices we pay rather dramatically.
 
Diddums said:
Nah, it's just a very service orientated industry over there and saffer will tip rather generously if we're fed well and taken care of. We're basically big babies who behave well if we get our way and throw our toys if we don't.

Plus all the meat and produce out there is seriously fresh, even more so for seafood along the coast. In many restaurants you can eat a cow the same day or day after it was killed.

Costs £lol compared to here too. If you ask for a big steak out there you'll get half a cow on your plate, cooked exactly how you want it, to absolute perfection for about £15, including chips, salad, sauces, the lot. A beer goes for about £1 to £1.50.

Keep in mind I'm from there so we don't go to tourist places. I suspect this affe ts the prices we pay rather dramatically.
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But you're here now, and apart from slightly less chance of getting murdered every time you step outside, it's ****! :p
 
Diddums said:
Nah, it's just a very service orientated industry over there and saffer will tip rather generously if we're fed well and taken care of. We're basically big babies who behave well if we get our way and throw our toys if we don't.

Plus all the meat and produce out there is seriously fresh, even more so for seafood along the coast. In many restaurants you can eat a cow the same day or day after it was killed.

Costs £lol compared to here too. If you ask for a big steak out there you'll get half a cow on your plate, cooked exactly how you want it, to absolute perfection for about £15, including chips, salad, sauces, the lot. A beer goes for about £1 to £1.50.

Keep in mind I'm from there so we don't go to tourist places. I suspect this affe ts the prices we pay rather dramatically.
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Yeah but on the flip side, home invasions so *shrug*
 
Dis86 said:
Shooting people trying to necklace you gets boring after a while though.
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Nah, we just move on to bigger guns, when that gets boring we start shooting people through obstacles. The real hard mode is chopping your legs off and killing a "loved one" through a bathroom door snd seeing if you can get away with it.
 
Diddums said:
Nah, we just move on to bigger guns, when that gets boring we start shooting people through obstacles. The real hard mode is chopping your legs off and killing a "loved one" through a bathroom door snd seeing if you can get away with it.
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He'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those pesky kids. Who studied law and grew up to become prosecutors.
 
Dis86 said:
He'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those pesky kids. Who studied law and grew up to become prosecutors.
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Yarp. And if that lame ass judge didn't screw up the trial he probably would've got more.

Still, South African prisons aren't a walk in the park, make no mistake. When he comes out and farts his arse is gonna sound like a Dyson bladeless fan.
 
Why has this not become a “how many slices have you eaten at the buffet?” thread?

I’ll start; can anyone beat 17 slices including crusts?
 
Nitefly said:
Why has this not become a “how many slices have you eaten at the buffet?” thread?

I’ll start; can anyone beat 17 slices including crusts?
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Bro, do you even lift. Yes. Fridays at college a group of about 10 of us used to descend on our local one like a plague of locusts. I still hold the record but all of us broke 20.
 
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