Pooping at work...

Coffee at 7, pooping at work around 08:30. Pretty much clockwork too.

I see no problem being paid to poop, I'm not clocked in/out like some of my mates who use to work in call centres were so no harm, no foul (except the smell.)

I did have a colleague a few years ago who would never, ever go at work. He'd actually skive off to drive home (20miles) just to poop if he couldn't help it, he was just conditioned that way, even he knew it was a bit strange but he could never go in public toilets of any kind.
 
Try not to but that's down to the state if the facilities offered. Conditioned my body to go before & after work but that's down to the job I used to do.
 
mrk said:
Dropping bombs at work is insufferable.

Nothing worse than sitting o a seat that's been laced with the wee of countless people, along with the person that keeps peeing on the damn floor and leaving wee puddles. Not sure if poor aim, or a leaky sausage.

And this is why people choose to use the disabled toilets!
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lol'd

Personally I poo first thing, otherwise I have to half way through breakfast.
 
Pooing at work is not good.
In emergencies i have squatted above the toilet put some toilet paper in the water so it doesn't splash, and squeezed the little poo out. No way would i touch the fifthy toilets at my work.
 
There was one place I used to work where I'd get there as the cleaners were leaving and enjoy a freshly scrubbed bowl every morning.
 
When I used to work nights doing security at an exclusive Knightsbridge store, we all used to use the ladies toilets. They were much nicer then the gents.
 
I poop at work, I poop at home.

I have no issue pooping... I enjoy my pooping time :-D

Just if you are one of those dudes that somehow manages to poop ON the seat.. SHAME.... SHAME....
 
Do people really poop every day? I'm lucky if I can poop every three days. I wish I had a schedule but my poops come when they come and that could be any time of the day.
 
In 15+ years of work I think I've pooped there twice. Both times after a dodgy take away the night before. Hate it, will forever avoid it if possible.
 
Cromulent said:
Do people really poop every day? I'm lucky if I can poop every three days. I wish I had a schedule but my poops come when they come and that could be any time of the day.
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That doesn't sound healthy,Everyday here! ;)

Il go to the works bogs for a dump if i need one,But theres nothing like taking a dump on your own toilet at home,its just not the same. :cool:
 
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