Post your Fav short joke!

Doohickey · 7 Apr 2005 at 00:45

Jenjey said:
Lmfao
I think you might have told me that in "joke sesh" before, but it's fabulous

Quite possibly. Old, but classic.

@ Inquisitor- I don't want to explain my own joke

Someone help.

Killerkebab · 7 Apr 2005 at 00:48

paddy said:
re-writing the joke as:

2 nuns in the bath:
1st nun: Wears the soap
2nd nun: Yes it does doesn't it…

Is the only clue your getting

I thought it would be something like that, but now I see

[ASSE]Hinchy · 7 Apr 2005 at 00:51

I still don't get the nun one dammit

Doohickey · 7 Apr 2005 at 00:52

[ASSE]Hinchy said:
I still don't get the nun one dammit

Neither do I really :confused:

I think I kind of do...Would I be right in thinking that the imagery is unpleasant? If so, then I get it.

Killerkebab · 7 Apr 2005 at 00:57

Doohickey said:
Neither do I really I think I kind of do...Would I be right in thinking that the imagery is unpleasant? If so, then I get it.

Another hint:

The soap is affected by friction and is worn by rubbing back and forth against skin.

[ASSE]Hinchy · 7 Apr 2005 at 01:00

OK I get it now!

Treefrog · 7 Apr 2005 at 01:18

@Inquisitor
- currant = dried fruit
- current = flow of (usually) water

macca672 · 7 Apr 2005 at 06:01

2 nuns drivin down the road and a vampire lands on the bonnet

1st nun says "oh dear god get out and show him your cross"

so the 2nd nun leans out the window and shouts

"Oi **** get off my ******* car"

If you're going to swear, star out all of the swear word in future - Davey

paddy · 7 Apr 2005 at 08:37

^^^ a classic

How do you shoot a purple elephant?
with a purple elephant gun

How do you shoot a white elephant?
Hold its trunk till it goes purple then shoot it with a purple elephant gun.

[DOD]Asprilla · 7 Apr 2005 at 09:19

The_Dark_Side said:
whats brown and sticky?
a stick

Ah, but whats brown and runny?
Linford Christie

What do you call a man who lives under a car?
Jack

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug

What do you call a man with seagull on his head?
Cliff

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
Warren

What do you call a swimmer with no arms and legs?
Bob

What do you call a mean with no arms and legs who swims the channel?
Clever Dick

Whats funnier than a dead baby?
Dead baby in a clown suit

The_Dark_Side · 7 Apr 2005 at 10:00

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

no idea.

what do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

still no idea.

Inquisitor · 7 Apr 2005 at 10:21

Treefrog said:
@Inquisitor
- currant = dried fruit
- current = flow of (usually) water

Lol i got it anyway

si_mats · 7 Apr 2005 at 11:56

Prescotts.

Exentia · 7 Apr 2005 at 11:59

si_mats said:
Prescotts.

hoo hoo your brave!

*sits back and waits for the intel fanboys*

alexakasloth · 7 Apr 2005 at 12:06

What do you call a guy with a piece of wood on his head?
Edward.

Reesy · 7 Apr 2005 at 12:07

fRostiE said:
heres another:

Whats brown and sticky?

a stick insect.

Get your coat

Exentia · 7 Apr 2005 at 12:16

what do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?

a stick! (sorry)

The_Dark_Side · 7 Apr 2005 at 13:11

suicidle_tramp said:
What do you call a guy with a piece of wood on his head?
Edward.

what do you call a arab with a piece of ham on his head??
ahmed

Hamzter · 7 Apr 2005 at 13:24

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out yer underwear?

Yer mum

jpmonkey69 · 7 Apr 2005 at 15:37

What do you call a Sikh on one leg?

Balan Singh.