Post your Fav short joke!

[DOD]Asprilla · 7 Apr 2005 at 15:48

The_Dark_Side said:
what do you call a arab with a piece of ham on his head??
ahmed

What then, do you call an arab two pieces of ham on his head?
Mohammed

And what do you call an arab with two pieces of ham on his head standing on small path between two buildings?
Mohammed Ali

Tru · 7 Apr 2005 at 15:50

Did you hear about the Viagra eyedrops?

They make you look hard.

fatiain · 7 Apr 2005 at 15:50

What do you call an Indian informant?

Wasim.

MrMatt · 7 Apr 2005 at 18:04

what do you call a coloured person who flies a plane?

a pilot you racist ba****d!

BigBoy · 7 Apr 2005 at 18:15

whats green but red at the flick of a switch?

A frog in a liquidizer.

BoomAM · 7 Apr 2005 at 18:15

Jenjey said:
Well spotted, and how good is that show!
Ah, comedy.

I watch 3-4 episodes of scrubs a night. Its my favourite show by far, and apart from footy, is the only reason i watch the TV if its on.

Nickyboy27 · 7 Apr 2005 at 21:14

What do you call a muslim with pink hair?

Ghandi Floss.

Two sausages in a frying pan...

1st sausage:It's hot in here ain't it?

2nd sausage:Fooksake a talking sausage!

Nicky.

Flanders · 8 Apr 2005 at 14:04

Q. Whats the best way of remembering your wifes birthday?
A. Forget it once.

[DOD]Asprilla · 8 Apr 2005 at 14:19

Nickyboy27 said:
What do you call a muslim with pink hair?

Ghandi Floss.

Gandhi was a Jainist Hindu so you were almost right

Mattus · 8 Apr 2005 at 14:31

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because a man threw a fridge at him.

GravyMonster · 8 Apr 2005 at 14:50

nuvver ikle clue for the nun one -
one nun has hope in her soul....

alonge the same lines...
Whats the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

The pickpocket snatches watches.....

The_Dark_Side · 8 Apr 2005 at 16:14

whats the difference between a marksman,and an owl??

one shoots and hits,the other...........

MR_Punk · 8 Apr 2005 at 21:45

BoomAM said:
I watch 3-4 episodes of scrubs a night. Its my favourite show by far, and apart from footy, is the only reason i watch the TV if its on.

OMG Scrubs is my favorite show ever from the US maybe in the world. 3rd series starts soon on E4. Thing is ive been downloading them from US for ages. Its the last episode of the 4th series this tuesday!

Constantine · 8 Apr 2005 at 21:52

What's the difference between an insomniac and a butcher?

One stays awake, the other weighs a steak.

G-MAN2004 · 9 Apr 2005 at 00:34

Mattus said:
Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because a man threw a fridge at him.

made me laugh for some reason

Treefrog · 9 Apr 2005 at 00:53

suicidle_tramp said:
What do you call a guy with a piece of wood on his head?
Edward.

What do you call a man with £ bits of wood on his head?
Edward Woodward.

Why does Edward Woodward have four Ds in his name?
Cos otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar

alexakasloth · 9 Apr 2005 at 08:10

Treefrog said:
What do you call a man with £ bits of wood on his head?
Edward Woodward.

Why does Edward Woodward have four Ds in his name?
Cos otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar

Haha

My film teacher tolds us them jokes just before we watched the wickerman, but couldn't remember the last 2 lol.

Tical · 9 Apr 2005 at 08:54

A baby seal walks into a club.

** DISCLAIMER **
I didn't read the thread fully, so sorry to the person who posted this before me, if that person exists and did actually post it.

MR_Punk · 9 Apr 2005 at 11:09

Two cows in a field
1st Cow: mooooooooo
2nd Cow: I was just about to say that!

Garp · 9 Apr 2005 at 12:21

One day the Archbishop of Cantebury went fishing. He was sitting with some friends in a boat when he realised that he'd left his lunch on the bank, so he got out of the boat and walked across the water to the shore, collected his sandwiches and walked back to it again. Next day the newspaper headlines read: "Archbishop can't swim"