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what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Take the pin out and throw it back

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run! Shes got a grenade in her mouth
 
Killerkebab said:
Nun1: Where's the soap?
Nun2: Yes it does.

"Where's" is pronounced the same way as "wears". As in something gets worn down. By friction, caused by rubbing back and forth against skin. And for the love of Jesus don't ask me where this skin is located.
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ohhh, so it's not supposed to be funny then?! :confused:
 
Bigstan said:
What has a hundred legs and no teeth?

The front row of a Daniel O'Donnell concert :D

Stan :)
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PMSL My mother-in-law will hate that joke she thinks he's brilliant, can't wait to tell her it :D

On which note:

Q: What do you do when your mother-in-law's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.

Sp!
 
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!
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Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards?
They like the part where the hooker gives the money back

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What's the medical term for a female-to-male sex change operation?
Strapadictomy.
 
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