Soldato
whats pink and hard?
a pig with a flick-knife
a pig with a flick-knife
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What do you call a Welsh man with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp
And another one:
It was cold and dark...
So Paddy got out of the fridge.
And another...
A man walked into a bar.
"ouch!"
A pimp
And another one:
It was cold and dark...
So Paddy got out of the fridge.
And another...
A man walked into a bar.
"ouch!"
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A dwarf walks under a bar.
A dwarf walks under a bar.
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Couldn't get 2 the bathroom so went in the kitchen sink, was there for 4 hours until i realised the misses had left the tap running 
//more bar jokes:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
//more bar jokes:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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VDO said:Dave: How do you defend France?
Bob: I don't know.
Dave: Neither do the French.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was tied to the first monkey. Why did the third moneky fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.
Two cats enter a swimming race. The first cat was called 'One Two Three' and the second cat was called 'Un Deux Trois'. Which cat won?
'One Two Three' because 'Un Deux Trois' cat sank!
haha , the cat one is legandry
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JohnnyG said:
Took a 17 yr old girl I know 4 weeks to get that one, even after giving her huge hints......
Whilst on the subject of nuns.
Two nuns riding bikes down a cobbled street.
1st Nun. I've never come this way before.
2nd Nun. Me neither...
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What has two legs and bleeds, half a cat.
How do you make a dog drink, put it in a blender.
sorry ive if let down the team but these all suck so much they are funny.
How do you make a dog drink, put it in a blender.
sorry ive if let down the team but these all suck so much they are funny.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world .......
Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Nicky
Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Nicky
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whats the difference between a ton of sand and a ton of babies?
you can't shift a ton of sand with a pitch fork
you can't shift a ton of sand with a pitch fork
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All right, we'll be having nun of that here, get yer coat!Sp!ke said:
2 muffins in a oven.
One muffin says "Wow its hot in here!"
The other muffin says "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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VDO said:
Haha, another classic, funny but for different reasons
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