I like the idea of the American gated communities but the government won't let it happen. All the home owners will have nice communities and the scum will end up in no go zones where the police won't be able to go.
MW
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I like the idea of the American gated communities but the government won't let it happen. All the home owners will have nice communities and the scum will end up in no go zones where the police won't be able to go.
MW
Living in a place called Lancing, I have a couple of stories...
Once I walked past somebodies house on the pavement, and someone in the garden shouted "ARE YOU LOOKING IN MY GARDEN?" I said "No, I was just walking by" and he then said "Gooooooood..." in an incredibly creepy way... About 10 seconds later I hear something behind me so turn around, and he is chasing me with two rotties on leads. So I legged it!
You live near this guy by any chance?
I can relate - on a night out one of the guys ("designated driver") and myself went off to get his car (to do lifts home) - ran into a bunch of chavs who started on him because he has a passing resemblance (including dress sense) to Austin Powers - they were quite happy when it was 5 v 1 against a nerdy looking guy but when I waded in and threw a couple of them around they legged it... as we drove off they came back around the corner with 20 of their little mates tooled up... joke would have been on them as we were out with a bunch of people who were current or former armed forces.
I once watched a group or 6 or 7 chavs start a fight with someone I knew at school, they didn't realize he was on a night out with one of his from the MMA club he was part of, and they quickly proceeded to put all of the chavs down, hard.
One of the chavs took a punch to the face and literally was bam on the floor lights out.
Ive also seen the same guy get hit over the head with a snooker/pool cue with enough force to break it, he turned around and beat them into an absolute bloody mess.
One of the chavs took a punch to the face and literally was bam on the floor lights out.
Ive also seen the same guy get hit over the head with a snooker/pool cue with enough force to break it, he turned around and beat them into an absolute bloody mess.
My old place was lovely but had a halfway house thing for young troubled teens over the road. The amount of stuff that went on was nuts. 3am street drinking every night in summer was standard practice, drug exchanges through the windows of the apartments (the doors were locked shut so they climbed in and out the windows instead. One drug drop to a second floor window had the bag of drugs accidentally thrown too high up by the dealer, que everyone in the pub over the road laughing for 30 mins as they tried to get them out the gutter with a broom!! The pub was broken into 2 weeks later.
Saw a couple of people beating up their girlfriends in the street, including one little scrotum that pinned her to the floor by her throat while he shouted at her. I dont stand for that sort of thing so i was straight out the door and shouting at him to "**** off" in my deepest loudest voice. I'm 6'5 and not exactly skinny so they tend to disappear quick when they're on their own.
Had to come out and tell them to clear off a few times, for which the local pub owner was very pleased about as she hated them all living opposite her.
I even saw a masked guy walking down the middle of the road with a small sword/big knife looking for someone in the flats.
Then there was the group fights, the vandalism to shop windows, getting off their face in the church yard leaving needles everywhere and even one guy who walked down the road at 2am one morning and tried squaring up to a random car as it drove down the road.
This all went on in an area about 300sq ft as the pub, church halfway house and my house were all next to each other!!!
Thankfully i'm out of there now and loving somewhere so quiet i probably dont need a front door except for stopping the wind coming into the house haha. My old place did offer some amusement for some of the guys off here though as i narrated what was happening over xbox live and sometimes it was so bad/noisey they could hear it down the headset if i had windows open in summer!!
Saw a couple of people beating up their girlfriends in the street, including one little scrotum that pinned her to the floor by her throat while he shouted at her. I dont stand for that sort of thing so i was straight out the door and shouting at him to "**** off" in my deepest loudest voice. I'm 6'5 and not exactly skinny so they tend to disappear quick when they're on their own.
Had to come out and tell them to clear off a few times, for which the local pub owner was very pleased about as she hated them all living opposite her.
I even saw a masked guy walking down the middle of the road with a small sword/big knife looking for someone in the flats.
Then there was the group fights, the vandalism to shop windows, getting off their face in the church yard leaving needles everywhere and even one guy who walked down the road at 2am one morning and tried squaring up to a random car as it drove down the road.
This all went on in an area about 300sq ft as the pub, church halfway house and my house were all next to each other!!!
Thankfully i'm out of there now and loving somewhere so quiet i probably dont need a front door except for stopping the wind coming into the house haha. My old place did offer some amusement for some of the guys off here though as i narrated what was happening over xbox live and sometimes it was so bad/noisey they could hear it down the headset if i had windows open in summer!!
If you appear to be willingly heeding their request, they aren't going to worry about you quickly opening a flap, pulling out the sim and saying something like "That bit is useless to you anyway...", "saves you the trouble..." or "Now I can't even track it... Happy?" then handing the phone over.
It is more likely to work than what I actually did at the time...
You live near this guy by any chance?
Ha! Oh balls... I thought this was a new thread / I forgot I had posted in it...
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sounds like you people live in some pretty crappy areas
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My fav was last year. I pulled into a space at Sainsburys and a Chav pulls into the space across from me. I get out and look over at his car and its a Blue Hyundai Coupe with Japanese/Kanji writing down the side and across the bonnet. I let out a little chuckle and he shouts over "Nice Car Innit?" I replied, "not my sorta thing but each to their own, So why the Japanese/Kanji stickers on the car?" he says "Yeah I put them on as its a Japanese car and I have seen others do it so I ave, is that a problem?" So I laughed and walked away saying "its not a problem at all, but you do know that Hyundai is a Korean company not a Japanese Company?" His face was a picture...
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I was mugged when I was at school, maybe 15 years old. I actually did say to the guy, can I take my sim card out, and he let me. He then took my phone and my bus pass and ran off...bad times.
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That is the most depressing and tragic story about being mugged haha
Not my area as such, but I was on a night out in loughborough a week or two before christmas. We were walking down to the pub (swan and rushes iirc) and saw some commotion over the road...
The usual 'leave it mate it ain't worth it' 'come on leave it' etc etc. When we looked round there were 4 blokes trying to get one of their mates to move away, whilst a guy all on his own came marching down the middle of the road with some kind of sword.
The first guy picked up one of those folding street billboard things and waved it in the direction of mr wilkinson.
There was a deal of posturing and stuff.
I think this was at about 7:30 pm on a week night.
The usual 'leave it mate it ain't worth it' 'come on leave it' etc etc. When we looked round there were 4 blokes trying to get one of their mates to move away, whilst a guy all on his own came marching down the middle of the road with some kind of sword.
The first guy picked up one of those folding street billboard things and waved it in the direction of mr wilkinson.
There was a deal of posturing and stuff.
I think this was at about 7:30 pm on a week night.
I was in a KFC many many moons ago with a couple of mates, waiting for our order. In strutted a chav, about 16 I guess, in his tracksuit with one leg tucked in his socks - apparently signifying his "gang" affiliation, whilst talking loudly into his mobile phone. He was saying stuff along the lines of "Yeah, I did him in", "Yeah, there was 4 of them", "Yeah, even pulled a knife on me".
It all sounded very intense and, to be fair, he was pulling in quite a crowd of eavesdroppers (a fair few young ladies were in there too), and he appeared to be quite the hard man....
....until his phone rang.
He walked straight out!
It all sounded very intense and, to be fair, he was pulling in quite a crowd of eavesdroppers (a fair few young ladies were in there too), and he appeared to be quite the hard man....
....until his phone rang.
He walked straight out!
very considerate
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Met a similar lad on our way from Cardiff to Bristol on the train. He got off at Newport. I don't need to say anything more.
I was in a KFC many many moons ago with a couple of mates, waiting for our order. In strutted a chav, about 16 I guess, in his tracksuit with one leg tucked in his socks - apparently signifying his "gang" affiliation, whilst talking loudly into his mobile phone. He was saying stuff along the lines of "Yeah, I did him in", "Yeah, there was 4 of them", "Yeah, even pulled a knife on me".
It all sounded very intense and, to be fair, he was pulling in quite a crowd of eavesdroppers (a fair few young ladies were in there too), and he appeared to be quite the hard man....
....until his phone rang.
He walked straight out!
L.M.A.O.
Weird,
I live on a part council estate, we have a staffy, and i sometimes drink beer in my garden while playing music from the office?
I certainly am not a chav anything but.
Its such a stereotypical view to have.
I was in a KFC many many moons ago with a couple of mates, waiting for our order. In strutted a chav, about 16 I guess, in his tracksuit with one leg tucked in his socks - apparently signifying his "gang" affiliation, whilst talking loudly into his mobile phone. He was saying stuff along the lines of "Yeah, I did him in", "Yeah, there was 4 of them", "Yeah, even pulled a knife on me".
It all sounded very intense and, to be fair, he was pulling in quite a crowd of eavesdroppers (a fair few young ladies were in there too), and he appeared to be quite the hard man....
....until his phone rang.
He walked straight out!
Sounds like a dare, only his mates who dared him rang his phone as a prank. Banter m8.
It was probably the same guy as i mentioned in my post. Must have been walking the streets of loughborough for the last year with his sword out