Public toilets should play loud music by law

[Cosimo]

On a side note, does anyone else get that morning fart when you walk in the bathroom?

Nope, just a series of night ones in bed.

 

[Participant]

I Shall Be Released

*snigger*

Some other slang for the act that is so filthy yet so natural:

Dropping the kids off at the pool
Laying cable
Cutting a loaf

 

[Atrox Moris]

Some other slang for the act that is so filthy yet so natural:

Dropping the kids off at the pool
Laying cable
Cutting a loaf

Nipping off a curly one.

 

[Marf]

sending out a hazard to shipping

 

[Knubje]

Giving birth to a brown baby boy/girl.

Need to go as I'm "touching cloth".

Baby turtle head emerging.

 

[Zip]

Chocking a Darkie

 

[Participant]

Touching cloth is an awesome one, as is giving birth!

 

[Kerplunk]

Squeezing out a softie

 

[uber soldat]

Music should be played at all times to avoid this situation.

As long as its not George Michael songs

 

[Marf]

As long as its not George Michael songs

I'm never gonna dance...pfffrrrrttt.... again, guilty feet have..... huuuurrnnngh PLOP... got no rhythm

 

[Cosimo]

Piped music for public toilets:

You hit the bog Jack and don't you dump no more, no more, no more, no more.

You the bog Jack and don't you dump no more.

What you say?

 

[Dinomania]

Oh the musical hilarity!

and the odd time a bit gets stuck to you bum hairs and you have to shake ya booty.

"Theeeere's Klingons on the starboard side, starboard side, starboard side.
Theeeere's Klingons on the starboard side, shake 'em off, Jim!"

Suspicious Minds LOL

Hahah! Maybe has was having trouble letting her go...
"I'm caught in a trap... I can't walk out... because I love you too much baby..."

 

[Voltar]

You can't have loud music in the citter. How would you then play Battle Cits?

Also I like the sound of my own bombs and will always have a laugh when some vile noises are eminating from a cubicle

In fact I'm gonna 'hand in an essay at uni' this afternoon

 

[knowlesy]

The phantom poos are the best

where ya dont need to wipe.

where they just drop down and you dont ever see them again, they sink to the bottom of the nile ~?

 

[Mobius 1]

where they just drop down and you dont ever see them again, they sink to the bottom of the nile ~?

they dive so deep that they come up the other side of the u-bend i believe

 

[mangobreeder]

i have had to stop reading this thread at work, coz im giggling too much.

note to self: start at post 84 wen you get in

 

[knowlesy]

they dive so deep that they come up the other side of the u-bend i believe

....no need for flushing its awsome !

 

[yipyipboo]

......evicting a family of oily otters

 

[MooMoo444]

I like the one from the Royle Family

"Going for a chat with the arabs"

 

[yipyipboo]

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