Poll: Reading while on the 'Throne'...

[deko]

i always have a custom PC mag sitting about in the bathroom to read, i can be in for ages.

 

[MagicBoy]

Why rush it? Copy of Empire for me.

 

[Bluraybunny]

At least no one reads war and peace while in there.

 

[Scania]

My current "Throne reading" is "The Cruel Sea by Nicholas Monsarrat"

 

[MagicBoy]

At least no one reads war and peace while in there.

I did consider it after a "reaction" due to a Typhoid jab....

 

[Ace Modder]

Poll added

 

[NickK]

I just have travel books or Economist or Time etc. Just enough time to read an article.

I've never seen the appeal for spending more time than required.

 

[jp_bl_68]

Who voted for 45+ mins?

 

[The Halk]

This reminds me of something.

What does a mathematician do when he gets constipated? He works it out with a pencil.

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

Who voted for 45+ mins?

People obviously suffering from tapeworm.

 

[Glaucus]

Why rush it? Copy of Empire for me.

There's no rushing, just go when you need to, don't sit on the toilet for 10mins forcing it out.

 

[Sinque]

It totally depends on the consistency of said feces. If it's a one wipe wonder, where you it comes out in one big lump and leaves no leftover residue then i'm in there for a matter or minutes. But if it's a beer poo for example I could be in there for easily 30minutes+.

 

[DanTheMan]

I'm actually sat on the loo posting this. Whenever I take the laptop with me, I usually finish the turd within 5 minutes but sit there for an extra few having a browse.

 

[jp_bl_68]

I'm actually sat on the loo posting this. Whenever I take the laptop with me, I usually finish the turd within 5 minutes but sit there for an extra few having a browse.

Browsing.........you're not a fecalpheliac are you?

 

[dangerstat]

I'm actually sat on the loo posting this. Whenever I take the laptop with me, I usually finish the turd within 5 minutes but sit there for an extra few having a browse.

I bet your the same type of person that looks at it before you flush - admit it!

 

[RetiredGreyFox]

Due to self inflicted bowel problems in the 80s I don't have poo's that 'brew'.
This means that I don't trump and my bowels tell me that I have to go to the toilet now.
When I go to the toilet I will be on for less than a minute so I haven't got time to read.

 

[Mark A]

4 people at 45+, what the frack . 3/4 of an hour spent on the loo each day, thats 113 days spent sat on the loo in 10 years, lol. 5 days for me \o/.

 

[Ciphon]

Less than five minutes, pretty much every time!

 

[asim18]

Not proper reading. I just grab the nearest bleach bottle or air freshener and start reading the smallprint when I get bored.

Spend about 20 mins if its first thing in the morning and less than 5 mins if any other time.

 

[EdGey]

All the time. Sometimes for over an hour.

oh dear! dry poo.

ive never done it.