Here's how it worked.
1. Wayne Rooney's agent persuades him he could maybe get a better deal elsewhere. He starts teaching him phrases like 'lack of ambition' to be rolled out for the media.
2. Alex Ferguson thinks 'enough of this crap', and calls a press conference. He goes public with his version of events.
3. Uproar among the media and the fans. Questions asked about whether Alex Ferguson has lost it. Articles about Rooney's arrogance - thinking that he is too good for a shirt worn by the likes of Ryan Giggs etc. Ferguson sits back and lets it all happen.
4. Rooney craps himself. Decided to signs for another 5 years on the great terms Man U had offered.
5. Media frenzy over, Alex Ferguson remains the greatest man manager of all time. Rooney is now suitably humbled and no other players will take on ferguson for some time.
EDIT - forgot 6. If rooney still decides to walk his new team now have a 5 year deal to compensate Man U for.