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Talkie_Toaster said:
BMW drivers.
When approaching a traffic jam on a motorway, feel free to do a last minute swerve into the lane I'm in, halving the braking distance I was allowing myself and putting the horses I was transporting on their ******* knees.
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loopstah said:
It's much safer to use sharp knives than blunt knives as you don't have to use as much pressure. This lowers the chance of slipping and cutting a finger off.
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my woodwork teacher used to allways say "blunt tools cut the fastest" - something i highly disputed when i nearly sever my achilles tendon with a very very sharp chisel as it slid effortlessly through some wood and my grip :( But the idea is pretty valid :)
 
Siliconslave said:
my woodwork teacher used to allways say "blunt tools cut the fastest" - something i highly disputed when i nearly sever my achilles tendon with a very very sharp chisel as it slid effortlessly through some wood and my grip :( But the idea is pretty valid :)
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what were you chiseling i thought your achilies was at the back of your foot?

DIY- measure twice, cut once :)
 
laiman said:
what were you chiseling i thought your achilies was at the back of your foot?

DIY- measure twice, cut once :)
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was some wood in a vice - not entirely sure how it happened but it went through the wood and downward to the back of my foot which was holding the workmate down :( kinda silly really!
 
When out on the drink for a heavy session. Sneak the odd pint of water in with the rest of your drinking. It helps break your night up a bit and should stop you getting so hammered so soon.
 
KizZ said:
To clean white trainers, get some cheap toothbrush and toothpaste and give them a good scrub :)
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mmmm minty fresh! :D

BMW drivers - while going along the motorway at a steady pace, as soon as you begin to approach the car in front, step hard on the gas and overtake leaving little or no distance between you and the car in front. Then swerve in front in the same fashion, go a few hundred yards and slow down so they have to overtake you. Repeat as necessary until they notice you are driving a BMW (they will make friendly hand gestures as a salute)
 
crystaline said:
Don't leave unopened cans of coke in cars when they are left outside overnight and the temperatures go below zero, they will explode leaving half defrosted coke syrup all over the inside of the car. Happens to my flatmate all the time.
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Or to expand on this, don't go buy a 24 pack of cola and forget it in the boot when the outside temperature is -47 degrees. It's a right pain in the arse to remove the entire carpeting from the boot of a 2001 Dodge Neon and transport it inside a VERY small house to clean it in the bathtub when ALL 24 of the cans explode. ;)
 
not really a tip but H&M now sell plain black tshirts for £2.99. Look in sales 50% off a nice diesel tshirt aswell
 
Mickey_D said:
Or to expand on this, don't go buy a 24 pack of cola and forget it in the boot when the outside temperature is -47 degrees. It's a right pain in the arse to remove the entire carpeting from the boot of a 2001 Dodge Neon and transport it inside a VERY small house to clean it in the bathtub when ALL 24 of the cans explode. ;)
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It's even happened in our fridge when someone put the temperature too low... I thought it was a gunshot when it exploded :eek:
Not fun :(
 
Never surprise a sleeping chinchilla with a tickle underneath their chin they may wake from a deep sleep and make you bleed :(.
 
When getting into a wet wetsuit, put the foot your trying to slide in, in a Tesco bag ... your foot will glide straight through (also works when wetsuit is dry)
 
If someone asks you for directions to a place you dont know, at least give it a go and make something up. They will be gratefull that you at least tried... ;)
 
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