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Agadoo said:
A few sheets of toilet paper laid into the toilet water will save any unnecessary splash-back. :o
I'm crying with laughter because its true.

Cant pour fizzy drinks in a glass without it fizzing up? Use a warm glass and it wont!

(Some BBC program)
 
Trade Secrets?

Also, if you think it'll be "messy" you can lay paper up the bowl more to prevent skids :o
 
Dr.EM said:
Trade Secrets?
Yeh that's the one. Thats what happens when you have no job and watch daytime TV.

Another one. wonder if someone can counter it.

"Always go with the grain"
 
have a regular sleep pattern, dont over or under sleep.

can make a lot of difference to your life.
 
Google really is your friend.

Aim to make someone laugh at least once a day.

Always listen to advice, then make your own mind up based on everything you now know, not just blindly following.
 
B&W said:
have a regular sleep pattern, dont over or under sleep.

can make a lot of difference to your life.

I think i need to follow that rule :(

Dont tell a female workmate that she looks like somebody off too fat to walk :eek:

Dont tell a female coworker her sister does tannoy announcements like a nazzi,she will tell her sisiter who in turn phones her boyfriend who is your brother,he then phones from his work to your work and moans at you. All while the said girls act like nothing happened :confused:
 
What comes around goes around.

the most greatest tip ever, the amount of times I have said, well it went around for him/her.

Best time to fill up with petrol is when it is the coldest, eg 5am.

Never sell anything to someone on eBay from Nigeria.
 
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Carry a small bright torch on your keys or in your pocket...

You won't realise how useful it is until you carry one everyday. I now feel naked without mine. :)

Also, super bonus top tip in sig. ;)
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Talkie_Toaster said:
BMW drivers.
When approaching a traffic jam on a motorway, feel free to do a last minute swerve into the lane I'm in, halving the braking distance I was allowing myself and putting the horses I was transporting on their ******* knees.

People transporting horses.... Please be conscientious and pull over when you notice 30 irriate drivers behind you as you continue to delay their journeys by driving at ridiculously slow speeds.
 
If you're food is too spicy, squirt some tomato sauce over it, it will make it taste a bit milder.
 
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