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For Females here:

Girls dont run away from me, I really am all that... and more ;)

For Males:

When using Hairspray aim at the roots for maximum volume! :D
 
If caught in an avalanche, rolled around and disorientated to find which way is up to dig, then Dribble out of your mouth and dig the other way.

If ever in a car that gets submerged then undo your window a little as you are sinking. Let the water fill the car and the car settle on the bottom of the river bed. Once full and settled the door will open easily. Take a last breath from the trapped air at the top and open door and bail out bail out.

Never tell a mother how to bring up her kids.

Always say No if a women says "Does my bum look big in this."

Activate your Glow plugs Twice during winter Before trying to start it.

Use Vinegar to clean your window wipers.

Use Vinegar and newspaper to clean your windows.
 
malc30 said:
If ever in a car that gets submerged then undo your window a little as you are sinking. Let the water fill the car and the car settle on the bottom of the river bed. Once full and settled the door will open easily. Take a last breath from the trapped air at the top and open door and bail out bail out.
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was tested on a tv show, was it brainiac? they said it is far safer just to try and get out as fast as possible as it could take to long to equalise pressure.

my tip would be don't let your car get submerged :p
 
slambo69 said:
What if its a black chic?
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Still say No. Black chicks hit harder.

As for Brainiacs i am not happy with there tests AT ALL.
And of course if anyone from the show reads this they can invite me on the show to prove me wrong.



Fees to be arranged with my agent of course :D
 
This one is for the girls !

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed cos you never know who your gonna meet in your dreams :D

for men,

women are bad very bad keep well away from them only going near them when u have the "urge" then stay well clear again :D
 
Do not try to clean your kettle with half a bottle of malt vinegar.
My housemates decided it would be a good idea to try this. Lucky we had spare that was exactly the same.
 
Remove scratches from plastic displays (for calculators, mobiles or watches etc) by rubbing gently with toothpaste.

Motorists, THINK BIKE!
 
Bony Maloney said:
Soak blood stains with milk before washing. No more blood stains.
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Cold water with salt also does the same thing.

Bony Maloney said:
Remove candle wax from wood or carpets, by placing kitchen roll over the wax and then heating it up with either a hair drier or an iron. The melted wax will soak into the paper towel
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I thought it was brown paper? Or is that with grease?
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Got chewing gum stuck to your clothes? Put the item of clothing in the feezer, wait until frozen and the chewing gum should come off easily.

If hanging clothes brightly coloured clothes outside to dry, hang them up inside out. This will stop the colour fading.

DO NOT pee into the wind.

DO NOT put your tongue on really cold metal objects

The best thing for seperating two fingers super glued together is sweat. How you get sweaty is up to you!

Scratched CD/DVD, then apply Brasso in a gently circular motion.
 
Shotgun_ned said:
If your finger goes through the paper don't sniff it.
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LOL! took me a while to get that!.. if your on about what im thinking about, unless im just sick...

god, im laughing looads tonight. im off to bed, chow! xxx
 
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