Shower - Day or Night?

AGD · 20 May 2008 at 14:06

Anyone who thinks you get skid marks if you don't wash your backside after every poo clearly doesn't know how to use toilet paper correctly.

kai · 20 May 2008 at 14:07

GOD DAM !!! how do i use these 3 SHELLS provided.

and i think for the basin with the jet Beday?

Gilly · 20 May 2008 at 14:07

We don't need to digress any further.

bum · 20 May 2008 at 14:07

Tony Williams said:
@OP - TTIUWOP!!

I'll see what I can do.

romperstomper · 20 May 2008 at 14:08

PiKe said:
I dare say it wasn't actually poo.

she reckons it was ,its treated then compacted into cake ,its not for consumption though

Gilly · 20 May 2008 at 14:09

kai said:
and i think for the basin with the jet Beday?

Bidet

Exentia · 20 May 2008 at 14:09

romperstomper said:
she reckons it was ,its treated then compacted into cake ,its not for consumption though

but...its a cake. :confused:

PiKe · 20 May 2008 at 14:11

Exentia said:
but...its a cake.

Urinal Cakes, are cakes too.

~>Dg<~ · 20 May 2008 at 14:11

Exentia said:
but...its a cake.

how long do it take to prepare?

Sol · 20 May 2008 at 14:12

fair enough, ignore

kai · 20 May 2008 at 14:12

Gilly said:
Bidet

aint they called a Beday aswell ? google seems to think so also (might be my lame *** spelling and others like me)

icey_haj · 20 May 2008 at 14:13

I think all this poo talk is gettin out of HAND now

Stinky · 20 May 2008 at 14:14

icey_haj said:
I think all this poo talk is gettin out of HAND now

i am highly amused. keep it coming lol

Exentia · 20 May 2008 at 14:15

PiKe said:
Urinal Cakes, are cakes too.

yeah and? never had the urge to bite into a soap cake thats brand new?...all cakes should be eaten.

Viper² · 20 May 2008 at 14:17

dustiestrat said:
now down to bum cleaning business surely damp tissue wouldnt work due to the fact that tissue comes apart very easily when wet then add the wire wool which is arse hair wouldnt you be left with lil white nuggets dangling from your arse?

Use bounty.

Exentia · 20 May 2008 at 14:18

Viper² said:
Use bounty.

brawny, it even has a manly lumberjack on the front so you know its not gay.

PiKe · 20 May 2008 at 14:18

Viper² said:
Use bounty.

Problem with that is flushing it, it could easily block the loo!

bum · 20 May 2008 at 14:19

Hang on a minute, after reading through the rest of thread after returning, people seems to be arguing about touching poo instead of washing bum. Even if you wipe really really hard after you do your business you would still leave even tiny residues. Therefore, when you shower normally you still have to do it.

Do you people not washing your bum even in shower then?

Discuss!

Gilly · 20 May 2008 at 14:20

kai said:
aint they called a Beday aswell ? google seems to think so also (might be my lame *** spelling and others like me)

No, that is just others spelling it incorrectly too. 77k of your spelling to 7m of mine

bum said:
Hang on a minute, after reading through the rest of thread after returning, people seems to be arguing about touching poo instead of washing bum. Even if you wipe really really hard after you do your business you would still leave even tiny residues. Therefore, when you shower normally you still have to do it.

Do you people not washing your bum even in shower then? Discuss!

Which is better, cleaning with your hand in the shower after a hygienic wipe with paper, or wiping with your hand having had no other method of cleaning?

I don't think anyone is saying not to clean at all, just that the Islamic way is disgustingly filthy.

Stinky · 20 May 2008 at 14:22

bum said:
Hang on a minute, after reading through the rest of thread after returning, people seems to be arguing about touching poo instead of washing bum. Even if you wipe really really hard after you do your business you would still leave even tiny residues. Therefore, when you shower normally you still have to do it.

Do you people not washing your bum even in shower then? Discuss!

i have to say once in the shower i clean there very well