Shower - Day or Night?

Gilly · 20 May 2008 at 12:39

Begbie said:
4 pages about washing your bum!!

2.

Anewbe4u · 20 May 2008 at 12:40

Biohazard said:
water + cloth + bum?

Great thread, and great username considering!!!

Who here has a separate cloth for arse wiping though? It would have to be locked away every time you were finished with it.

dustiestrat · 20 May 2008 at 12:42

as everyone else is sharing i shower in morning when i wake and because i gym ,cycle or run int the evening i wash before bed as i hate feeling sweaty but if i'd done nothing all evening i wouldnt bother.

now down to bum cleaning business surely damp tissue wouldnt work due to the fact that tissue comes apart very easily when wet then add the wire wool which is arse hair wouldnt you be left with lil white nuggets dangling from your arse?

icey_haj · 20 May 2008 at 12:42

Gilly said:
I find it laughable that someone that wipes their bum with their hand is preaching to others the virtue of cleanliness and hygiene.

Not surprising, but laughable.

Oh please get off your high horse. As i explained before you can wash your hands with soap. You think that its hygenic having a backside with isnt fully cleaned rubbing on to your clothes (skidmarks) and spreading germs everywhere?

Wasn't there also a report out just recently saying that a keyboard contains more germs than most places, including a toilet? In which case, do you wear gloves to type?

uknowist · 20 May 2008 at 12:45

wait, they have poo on their hands and then wash it off..? :confused:

West · 20 May 2008 at 12:47

Depends on what i'm doing work wise, always just before I go to work and after i get up!

DampCat · 20 May 2008 at 12:48

Scuzi said:
If you have a power shower, put it onto the strongest jet setting and aim it up your arse whilst using your free hand to pull apart your cheeks.

Some Jeyes Fluid should help see off the stink and itch.

I dont have a power shower

we rely on gravity.

Could borrow my neighbours pressure washer i suppose!

icey_haj · 20 May 2008 at 12:48

uknowist said:
wait, they have poo on their hands and then wash it off..?

NO, it gets washed off whilst you're pouring the water - so you dont have poo on your hands after you've finished. But obviously you still wash your hands afterwards.

dustiestrat · 20 May 2008 at 12:49

i can sort of see the benifit of wiping with your hand i mean your never gonna have to go through the agony of using the bog role tube because someone forgot to restock. but what if you do your business wipe with you hand and find A:no soap or B: the taps in the sink don't work? :confused:

Anewbe4u · 20 May 2008 at 12:50

icey_haj said:
NO, it gets washed off whilst you're pouring the water - so you dont have poo on your hands after you've finished. But obviously you still wash your hands afterwards.

So at some point, poo is touching your hand?

DampCat · 20 May 2008 at 12:51

Anewbe4u said:
So at some point, poo is touching your hand?

Not just touching, but being spread by it.

Gilly · 20 May 2008 at 12:51

icey_haj said:
Oh please get off your high horse. As i explained before you can wash your hands with soap. You think that its hygenic having a backside with isnt fully cleaned rubbing on to your clothes (skidmarks) and spreading germs everywhere?

I wasn't on my high horse. I was bringing you down off yours, thinking you're better than everyone else because you wash your bum every time you visit the toilet, when you wipe with your hand rather than the TP provided. Got hypocrisy?

icey_haj said:
Wasn't there also a report out just recently saying that a keyboard contains more germs than most places, including a toilet? In which case, do you wear gloves to type?

I have no idea, and don't really care. You obviously do.

uknowist said:
wait, they have poo on their hands and then wash it off..?

Yep, and somehow believe they're being cleaner.

Anewbe4u · 20 May 2008 at 12:53

Ok, I'm still shocked that people touch poo and thinks its ok

bsoltan · 20 May 2008 at 12:53

I had to stop reading this thread after 15 posts because I was dangerously close to laughing uncontrolably while at work.

Gilly · 20 May 2008 at 12:56

In addition to the hand-wiping filth, we've had a problem in our building where Asian guys have been standing on the toilet seat because apparently it is too unhygienic for them to sit on the seat normally.

This has led to many broken toilets, and leaves it far less hygienic than necessary for everyone else!

icey_haj · 20 May 2008 at 12:58

Gilly said:
In addition to the hand-wiping filth, we've had a problem in our building where Asian guys have been standing on the toilet seat because apparently it is too unhygienic for them to sit on the seat normally.

This has led to many broken toilets, and leaves it far less hygienic than necessary for everyone else!

How the heck can you stand on a seat and do your business? :confused:

Pulse · 20 May 2008 at 12:58

Hahaha, 5 Stars from me, even if I did nearly choke of my chewing gum laughing at it.

Robert · 20 May 2008 at 13:04

icey_haj said:
From an islamic perspective, you're supposed to wash your bum, after doing your business. Not only does it feel a lot more cleaner and fresh, but you dont get "skidmarks" - like the rest of you guys do. In islamic countries, there is normally a water spray by the side of the toilet to wash your behind (like a short hose pipe with a small shower head on it). If that isnt there, then there should be something called a 'lota' (look it up in google images). This consists of a small pot like device with a spout. (If you dont have access to anything like that, you could just use an empty milk bottle or something)

ROFL No mate I wipe my **** properly. Therefore I do not get skidmarks.

The thought of wiping my **** with my hand appals me. And as Gilly has said I find it laughable that you're preaching about hygiene when you actually do this.

PiKe · 20 May 2008 at 13:13

It's disgusting, it must get under your nails as well.

Sol · 20 May 2008 at 13:15

The standing on the seat thing is quite common in the likes of Japan I think, but leaving huge footprints on a regular seat, or falling off (after breaking the seat) and leaving **** everywhere probably isn't great. It's all about leverage when you need to "drop a bomb".

I saw a comedy hidden camera thing on Youtube once where they rigged a toilet in a ski resort and when the guy was stand-squatting on the seat a door opened and he got launched down the ski slope like that.

I hate those pale and scoop things you get in Asia, quite often I'd find yellow water which wasn't that appealing from a washing perspective. Didn't fancy having **** and other people's wee running down my crack and through my hands if necessary. I'd probably rather just **** myself and empty it out later to be honest.