Shower - Day or Night?

romperstomper · 20 May 2008 at 13:16

Tombo said:
Maybe he carries some bum wipes in a man bag.

yeah always keep them in the car ,no way can you get clean with paper alone !
If a sink is at hand I use that !
The islamic have got it right we have got it wong !

HamZilla · 20 May 2008 at 13:25

Washing crap with your hand is no less hygienic than washing any other part of your body, provided you wash your hands properly afterwards. Islam teaches to use the left hand for handling and washing private body parts and use the right hand to eat with.

The primary reason MRSA exists is because of a complete disregard in following basic hygiene. The need to post signs reminding people to wash their hands after using a toilet shows how bad the problem is.

back on topic - I got kicked out of bed for laughing so hard in the early hours of the morning because of the hilarity. A contender for this years comedy thread.

Anewbe4u · 20 May 2008 at 13:29

HamZilla said:
Washing crap with your hand is no less hygienic than washing any other part of your body, provided you wash your hands properly afterwards. Islam teaches to use the left hand for handling and washing private body parts and use the right hand to eat with.

The primary reason MRSA exists is because of a complete disregard in following basic hygiene. The need to post signs reminding people to wash their hands after using a toilet shows how bad the problem is.

I don't care who you are or where you're from, touching poo with your hand IS worse than just generally cleaning yourself.

~>Dg<~ · 20 May 2008 at 13:29

or how weak some peoples immune systems are.

Exentia · 20 May 2008 at 13:33

bum said:

wait this is bum wash AND shower gel???? which order do you do it in?

edit - wait its from new zealand this isnt for cleaning your own bum is it?

icey_haj · 20 May 2008 at 13:33

PiKe said:
It's disgusting, it must get under your nails as well.

Thats why nails are also kept short.

icey_haj · 20 May 2008 at 13:35

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7377002.stm

There you go, keyboards dirtier than toilet.

~>Dg<~ · 20 May 2008 at 13:36

if you cooked poo could you eat it? not out of choice but you can drink your own urine so maybe you could.

p4radox · 20 May 2008 at 13:37

This is by far the most ridiculous thread I've read in days.

DampCat · 20 May 2008 at 13:38

~>Dg<~ said:
if you cooked poo could you eat it? not out of choice but you can drink your own urine so maybe you could.

Try it and let us know.

FUFTUB · 20 May 2008 at 13:40

Brush teeth morning and night. Shower every morning and most nights so I am nice and clean for the girlfriend to enjoy me!

Gilly · 20 May 2008 at 13:41

HamZilla said:
Washing crap with your hand is no less hygienic than washing any other part of your body, provided you wash your hands properly afterwards.

Of course it is. I walk my dog. Is it just as hygienic for me to pick his poo up with my bare hand as it is to use a bag, so long as I wash properly afterwards?

Exentia · 20 May 2008 at 13:41

FUFTUB said:
Brush teeth morning and night. Shower every morning and most nights so I am nice and clean for the girlfriend to enjoy me!

is her bum clean?

FUFTUB · 20 May 2008 at 13:42

I would hope so after a shower. Not quite sure she washes it after 'pooping'

romperstomper · 20 May 2008 at 13:44

~>Dg<~ said:
if you cooked poo could you eat it? not out of choice but you can drink your own urine so maybe you could.

My gf as a kid went on a sewage works school trip and each of them was given some poo cake to take home !

PiKe · 20 May 2008 at 13:48

I dare say it wasn't actually poo.

Sol · 20 May 2008 at 13:50

I've heard of it being fried in a pan and then eaten as part of some strange sexual thing. Again the Japanese are to blame for this one.

Puts a whole new spin on having a fry up in the morning...

Stinky · 20 May 2008 at 13:55

o god. i cant hold the laughter anymore hahaha

great thread. and loving the coments

mrk · 20 May 2008 at 14:00

Tombo said:
What do you do? spread your legs and give it a good rub with a wet cloth and then burn it after it dries?

LOL! no, in specific Asian countries like Japan, Bangladesh and many parts of India etc many modern houses have jet washes for your nads and bum which you can give a once over with as standard. It's pretty neat and feels pretty odd at first but kinds fun after (depends on the type of jet wash though!!!)

-Exodus- · 20 May 2008 at 14:02

Sol said:
I've heard of it being fried in a pan and then eaten as part of some strange sexual thing. Again the Japanese are to blame for this one.

Puts a whole new spin on having a fry up in the morning...

remember it has to be fried in your own pee if you want to keep all the goodness