Shower - Day or Night?

Hah this thread cracked me up.

OP on a serious note, when im going out for the day or on holiday I wash before bed and when I get up..
Not everybody has big sloppy poos either, if you have a decent diet you can get away without wiping most of the time(though its always nice to have a drying wipe) so its not really that dirty is it.
 
peetee said:
Hah this thread cracked me up.

OP on a serious note, when im going out for the day or on holiday I wash before bed and when I get up..
Not everybody has big sloppy poos either, if you have a decent diet you can get away without wiping most of the time(though its always nice to have a drying wipe) so its not really that dirty is it.
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So you don't wipe your bum, is that what your telling us ?? :p
 
One shower a day is fine, no warm water in the house at the moment so it's in the morning in the office for me .

The times I have been to Hong Kong and China during July / August, I always shower twice a day as you sweat so much during the day. My friend did share the hotel room with me also, although I didn't pay much attention as to whether he cleaned his bum or not :o
 
i shower every day and have a bath at a weekend because i love the soak, im pretty preficiant at wiping my arse so it stays pretty clean as most would i expect but showering at night and then climbing into bed to sleep and sweat and peel seems a little in vein, better in the morning then your clean for the day!
 
Right, i think i missed the bit where someone explained the science of how to wash your bum. Because now it's been mentioned, i do get the itch every now and again.

Had my GP not retired and been replaced by a young asian lady, i'd have no qualms in going down and saying "look doc, i have a serious case of Ring Sting, and at no point in my life was i ever brought up to hose out my arse. Am i doing something wrong?"

As such guys, i'm leaving it to you. What should i be doing? Is it literally a case of sitting in the sink? I thought at first you'd do it in the bath, but the very idea of wallowing in your own, well, poop, actually makes me feel a bit sick.

I am concerned.
 
DampCat said:
As such guys, i'm leaving it to you. What should i be doing? Is it literally a case of sitting in the sink? I thought at first you'd do it in the bath, but the very idea of wallowing in your own, well, poop, actually makes me feel a bit sick.

I am concerned.
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If you have a power shower, put it onto the strongest jet setting and aim it up your arse whilst using your free hand to pull apart your cheeks.

Some Jeyes Fluid should help see off the stink and itch.
 
I love how bum always says 'poop', so juvenile lol. It's a shower at night for me too, I usually don't have time in the mornings.

I'm glad I'm sat in a nearly empty library because I've lolled quite a bit in this thread, :D.
 
I had already realised that many people on this forum are borderline OCD, but I never realised that they were anally retentive too.

This has cheered up my day no end, thanks guys. (Maybe we girlies are just a lot cleaner) :D
 
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