Shower - Day or Night?

I shower when i get up in the morning, it helps wake me up. I dont understand people who shower multiple times a day, because i hardly ever sweat even when i was on holiday in Kenya. But i guess if your some sort of sweat monster then you might want to shower before bed as well, but just regularly washing your bed sheets seems better to me.

As for washing your arse before bed or after a poo, id say theres something wrong with you :P How about wiping your arse instead of just standing up and pulling on your pants? Thats taking "being clean" to mental disorder levels.
 
I shower in the evening after work because I'm too lazy to have one in the morning and I don't excessively sweat (or poop) in my sleep.

During a particularly nasty episode I may go for the old floss technique with a battle hardy towel while doing a hand stand in front of the mirror. Only problem is trying to do a hand stand with one hand while holding one end with your teeth and the other in your free hand. Saves going to the gym though, but then I find I need another shower from all the sweating...oh the never ending cycle.

I love the things you get in Thailand: on Kao San Road a couple of times it was too hot for underwear and you'd find a toilet with a bum wash (power washer) and no toilet roll; this combined with a case of the runs is not a cocktail of happiness.
 
Scuzi said:
If you have a power shower, put it onto the strongest jet setting and aim it up your arse whilst using your free hand to pull apart your cheeks.

Some Jeyes Fluid should help see off the stink and itch.
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LOL!!

That's put a disgusting image of what you could potentially look like in my head performing such an act:eek:
 
peetee said:
Hah this thread cracked me up.

OP on a serious note, when im going out for the day or on holiday I wash before bed and when I get up..
Not everybody has big sloppy poos either, if you have a decent diet you can get away without wiping most of the time(though its always nice to have a drying wipe) so its not really that dirty is it.
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When do you know that you dont need to wipe. Surely you need to wipe to know this?
 
Two showers a day, sometimes 3 if the exercise has been intensive enough.

Though my girlfriend likes me smelling of sweat, and it makes her really rather horny.
 
Showers in the morning are to wake you up and clean you after being asleep. Bed hair / sweat etc from sleeping. Same for cleaning teeth etc.

Showers in the evening are to clean the crap out of you so your bed doesn't soak it up. I sleep in the nude so my bed would get greasy+ if I didn't shower in the evening. Of course I still sweat when I am sleeping but at least its a clean body.
 
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